Armageddon Laid.
[QUOTE=Ludovic]
Well, Great Kingdom references beat out condiment references anyday.This user is on your ignore list.
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I don’t know what Great Kingdom is.
If you mean my name, it’s not fictional:
Check the movie database. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0861943/
Ahhh, the Malachite Throne was the seat of power of the Great Kingdom in the Greyhawk setting of D+D. I knew there was a slight chance it could be coincidental but took the chance anyway…weird.
Tuna of the Land
I’ll leave it to you to fudge it out.
[QUOTE=Mangetout]
I’ve been trying to sell it for ages. I have a somewhat successful track record in this respect - Birefringence and Atomic Badger Racing (where are they now?) both chose their names from my catalogue. My prices are quite reasonable.
Toast Museum is something my brother-in-law reportedly uttered in his sleep once, and it stuck with me.
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Ok, you got your wish, but don’t get all choked up about it, the real credit goes to your b-in-l 
No one’s taken Shoehorn Butterhorse sup[/sup] yet.
Pope Inclement
LetX=X
Hackenpuss
Alice in Underwear
Ugly Pie
A Hideous Layer of Green Paint
I’m sorry, but these are starting to sound like band names.
I’d’a proposed Cool Username Not Taken, but the initials wouldn’t make it past the mods.
[QUOTE=Toast Museum]
Ok, you got your wish, but don’t get all choked up about it, the real credit goes to your b-in-l
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Oh, dear Og. Wait 'til you get his bill.