Coolest... SDMB Quotes... EVAR

Awright. I thought that, for my first post, I’d do something positive and non-offensive. So, trotted out with worse triteness and shamelessly than a Jerry Lewis / Carrot Top ‘Generationz’ marathon, here are a list of quotes that I, as a lurker, found so cool that I thought they bared repeating.

I know that this should go into the IMHO, but, a lot of the juicy stuff has swear words in it, and I don’t want these people to defile the virgin ears of these dopers. You cads.

Anywho:
“Isn’t it neat how I can continue posting even after you told me to shut the fuck up? Isn’t it cool how I’m under no obligation whatsoever to accede to your request?” – Rysdad

“Who do I look like- Willie Munchright? Did I get all preachy on you? ‘Make sure you purge after you eat it’?” – Mojo

“I will wait for stronger refutations.” – december

Well, hot damn. I thought that I’d remember more than that. Guess I should lurk longer. Kinda embarrassing, now, come to think. I’ll add and look for some more if my first Pit threat that’s not really a Pit thread doesn’t fark up totally.

And that’s about it. Nice to meet y’all.

So 133 peeks, but no replies to this one. I’m just speechless! But I did post! :slight_smile: You have guts. Come back!

Hey, red text!

It looks more orange to me, Snoooooooetcpy.

How about “mango”? A little red, a little orangey.

orange - red on my Dell P992 Trinitron Monitor.

methinks this was the color

rather than this

or this

but I could be wrong. . .

It’s infrared. We humans have just evolved the ability to see at frequencies lower than our ancestors were capable of.

Wow, talk about going off on a tangent! Another good conversation struck down by the evil eruption of colors…

BLUE!!!

To bring the OP back on track:

Fucko Off!

… gotcha ya!

Oh, but there are so manny…

Personally, I think everything I post is an immediate classic, worthy of repitition around the watercooler, giggles and guffaws to be had by all.

Apparently I’m the only one who feels this way…


May the mediocrity of several greeting-card salesman inhabit your soul like unmatched buttons in a empty mayonaise jar.

I’m still partial to “SCORE!”, myself.

andros’s reply in a thread in which Opal started about Coldfire in May of 2001, caused me to get a reprimand in my permanant file at work.

Here is the OP
andros’s comment was the ultimate “who gives a shit” reply, and I still crack up just thinking about it…

Thank you for the laugh.

Honey

While I think it’s crass and completely without merit to quote oneself… :wink:

I want my old company to suffer, and suffer hard. To taste the hard dick of defeat, baby, and swallow the choad of disaster.

This was contained in a rant against my former company. You can look it up if you like, and even a few months later, it’s still enough to make me smile a bit.

An update as well: Doing quite well with the new gig, and encouraging everyone I know to NOT buy electronics from my old company, whose name rhymes with “Rewlett Rackard.” :madface: Evil, lying sonsabitches.

Y’know, in case the not knowing was keepin’ you up nights. :wink:

OG SMASH!

Next time, place your thread where it belongs. I’m shutting this down, NOT moving it, because moving threads kills the hamsters.

Lynn