My Fair Ladyfingers
Muriel’s Wedding Cake
Rice Castles
The Purple Roast of Cairo
Murder by Death by Chocolate
The Tart of Love
Children of the Corn Fritters
Death in Venison
Teenage Mutant Ninja Tortas
Bread of Frankenstein
Puddin’ on the Ritz
The Monster Squab
Who Framed Roger Rabbit Stew
The Cabinet of Doctor Calimari
28 Days Latte
Cake Fear
Akeelah and the Beef
The Curious Case of Benjamin Mutton
Rebel Without a Sauce
Jerk Chicken Little
Cry, the Beloved Corned Beef
Murders in the Roux Morgue
Little Debbie Does Dallas
The Postman Always Rings Twice Baked Potatoes
Borscht on the Fourth of July
Muttony on The Bounty
Robin Food
Jello Dolly
Cheeses of Nazareth
Apocalypse Cow - Big Beef Bar-B-Q
Breakfast Special at Denny Darko’s:
Jagged Eggs, with Risky Biscuits,
A choice of:
True Grits,* or
Farina Correspondent; and
Cry, the Beloved Country Ham
What the Butler Sausage, or
Francis Bacon; and
Mr. Hollandaise Opus Sauce, or
The Gravy Train Robbery, plus
What’s Eating Gilbert Grape Juice
A Clockwork Orange Juice, or
Attack of the Killer Tomato Juice
Price: 5 Dead Presidents Washington!
Scone in Sixty Seconds or Who’s Harry Crumbcake, extra
- Stolen from DMark
**A Swordfish Called Wanda
Hot Buttered Sole Meuniere
Sympathy for the Devil’s Food Cake**
Fried Green Tomatoes
Okay, I got nothin’
The Golden Bowl of Ice Cream
Go Tell It On the Mountain Oysters
The Aioli of Innocence
The Catcher In the Rye Toast
The Death of the Heart of Palm
Ragutime
Wild Sargasso Seaweed Salad
The Grape Jelly of Wrath
Wise Blood Sausage
Someplace to be Flying Fish
Blood Orange Meridian Salad
The World According to Gorp
The Door Into Summer Squash
Watercressship Down Sandwich
Blue Velvet Cake
Night of the Leavening Bread
Dawn of the Bread
Chowder House Rules
The Mole’ People
Little Big Flan
Star d’oeuvres
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Consommé
Star S’mores
A Quiche Before Dieting
The Porkshank Redemption
I, Rollbot
The Sandwiches of Eastwick
Lentl
This wins.
Texas Chainsaw Moussaka?
Giovanni’s Roumalade Sauce
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