On that note… Milk.
My entrees for this contest are:
Feed
If the buffet goes slower than 50, the bombe goes off.
Feed Who
Just really bad leftovers.
And with menus, one must have restaurant reviews. I give you:
The Fridges of Madison County
I Spit On Your Gravy
The Crepes of Wrath
My Own Private Idaho Potato
Hogan’s Gyros
Olive Lucy
Greens Acres (with Gilligan’s 1000 Island)
Let’s Make A Meal
The Rice is Right
The Brady Lunch Special
Sex And The Ziti
Tuna Half Men
Slaw And Order
Prawn Stars
Nurse Jerky
Ugly Apple Betty
Last of the Mojitos
Braising Arizona
Under The Brie
Tiramisu In Heaven
Baba-ganoush O’Riley
Higher Ground Beef
Running On Empanadas
While My Gruyere Gently Weeps
Sunset Grilled Cheese
City of Cod!
The Cod Father!
The Cods Must Be Crazy!
A Midsummer Night’s Bream
My Dinner Was Andre.
A Pork Lips: Now
Sweet and tender pork lips coated in beer-batter and deep-fried. Cooked to order and served straight away. Smells like…corronary!
Sunset Bouillabaisse
Cheese & Rice Superstar
Starlight Eggspress
CATSup
Phamtomato of the Opera
Aspects of Love Apples
Evitamin Water
Beautiful Game Hens
Tell Me on a Sundae
Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamsicle
Whistle-Pops Down the Wind
Burger on the Orient Express
Papaya Fiction
12 Angry Melons
Flan Club
Once Upon a Time in the Oven
The Silence of the Roasted Lamb
A Peeled Orange
To Deep Fry a Mockingbird
The Pies of Others
Requiem for a Souffle
The Third Course
Inglourious Blancmange
There Will Be Pud
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Eels
The Wild Brunch
Sorry.