“I Was Corn This Way” by Lady Gaga
“Corn To Be Wild” by Steppenwolf
Corn In The USA
Corn Free, as free as the corn grows…
Well I was corn in a small town. . .
Baby I’m a-maized the way I love you all the time …
“Take This Cob and Shove It”
Well, it’s 30 below and I don’t give a shuck. . .
Hominy rows must a man walk down
Before you call him a man?
Hominy acres must one man plant
Before you can call him a corn farmer?
Yes, hominy ears must one man have
Before he’s really full of corn?
The cornfields, my friend, are blowin’ in the wind
The cornfields are blowin in the wind.
You’ve been frittering away your true talent.
Thudlow, there have been some amusing (and some fairly obvious) corny puns today, but yours is effing OUTSTANDING.
NM
While we’re on the subject of Cob Dylan, you could add “Like a Rolling Pone.”
Down on the Corn…er
Out in the street!
Also: Corn Under A Bad Sign
Anything by Erich ‘Corngold’.
Ray Charles: I Cornstalk Loving You
Leslie Gore: Grits My Party
Bridge Over the River Kwai OST: Kernel Bogey March
Mozart: Piano Corncerto No. 21 in C Major
Brilliant!