Corporate sponsorship of the U.S. Government

This thread about possible corporate sponsorship of the national park resulted in a bit of a hijack.

Just like corporate sponsors of stadiums, lets do the same with the U.S. government.
Slogans too if you have any.

Chippendales Marines: We’re looking for a few good men.

Boeing Air Force One: Let us build one for you!

Hilton Fort Leavenworth: You’ll never want to leave, which is just as well, because you can’t.

Tylenol Internal Revenue Service: Proud to support the agency which has brought us more customers than any other.

Gulf War II, brought to you by Halliburton and Blackrock, when you absolutely, positively have to profit in a war.

Mattel M16 rifle (actually an urban legend)

Bank Of America Federal Reserve
U.S. Mint by Franklin Mint.

The Washington Monument thanks it’s sponsors.
Grounds and Maintenance by OrthoGrow
Bathrooms provided by Charmin
Souvenir raincoats from Trojan

Statue of Liberty: Torch brought to you by Zippo

Burger King: Senate Ethics Committee. “Have it your way.”

Mandatory The West Wing reference:

“The Tostito’s Democratic National Convention?”

The National Security Agency brought to you by Verizon. Yes, we *can *hear you now.

Dept. of the Interior…proudly sponsored by Pepto-Bismol.