Heh, well the red light district is on the other side of the tracks.
Did you check Snopes?
Couple points, lieu. First off, yes, flashing lights can indeed trigger a seizure, and most epileptics do their damnedest to avoid them for precisely that reason. As such, blowjobs from diagnosed epileptics pretty much never happen under those circumstances. Sensitivity to flashing lights varies by patient (they throw my mom straight into a full-blown seizure, but they usually just make me feel like twenty-five varieties of shit), but usually the flash has to be either fairly rapid or fairly bright to cause problems.
Secondly, the word “fit” has been frowned on by the better class of people for quite some time now, darlin’. Good lord, even my grandmother (who told my mom that it was wrong to get married knowing she was “defective” :rolleyes: ) never used that one, so it’s been out for at least 35 years. The word is “seizure”; learn it well and use it, 'cause people are going to treat you like an idiot if you go around talking about “fits”.
I will also echo the thought that people possessed by Satan have “fits”. Epileptics have “seizures”.
If I’m having a fit, call an exorcist, not 911.
This thread should be closed because even seeing the title makes my wiener hurt.
That’s good advice CrazyCatLady and duly noted. No disrespect intended and I’ll do my best to remove that outdated term from the common vernacular. Thanks, as it’s an important distinction.
Bad joke time: There used to be a hospital in Boston called the Peter Bent Brigham Hospital (name since altered in a merger). It was locally called simply “The Peter Bent”.
A guy crawls into a taxi in Southie, holding his crotch. He gasps to the driver, “Take me to the hospital”. The cabbie asks “The Peter Bent?”. The guy answers, “No, I think Molly bit it off!”