As I understand it, people who suffer from epilepsy can have seizures at any time without warning. Also, it is often suggested that if you see someone having a seizure, you should stuff a wallet into their mouth to prevent them from biting off their own tongue.
Suppose an epileptic person was performing oral sex on a man when a seizure suddenly came on. Would they begin biting down involuntarily before they had the opportunity to pull the penis out of their mouth? Could they bite down with enough force to completely sever the penis??
never stuff anything into the mouth of someone in a seizure. This action could damage teeth, choke someone to death, and how would you like it?
As for notice of an oncomming tonic - clonic (old name : grand-mal) IIRC it is usually in the form of some sort of sensory perception. I don’t know how much notice it is but I am confident that there is enough notice for a patient that is familliar with the signs to spare a severed penis
Can someone give insight to what would happen if a seizure occured to patients that have never experienced one.
as for the wallet thing, I heard that too. Don’t believe it.
Well, one of my friends was recently diagnosed with epilepsy (at the age of 20), so I can tell you what I know of his experiences.
He had three seizures in one day. The first occurred early in the morning, while he was still asleep. He woke up on the floor, noticed that his shoulder hurt really badly, and muzzily picked himself up and went back to sleep (later he found out it was dislocated). The next time he woke up he was on the floor surrounded by blood and paramedics and one very freaked-out roommate.
Since he wasn’t awake for the onset of the first two seizures he didn’t know what was coming when he had the third in the MRI machine at the hospital. So I’d say that if someone had never experienced a seizure before and had their first while performing oral sex, they probably wouldn’t be aware that they needed to disengage post haste.
And if you see me having a seizure and I’ve found out you stuck a wallet in my mouth or tried to pry mouth open I’m going to be pretty damn upset.
What you need to do is to make sure I don’t fall on to anything where I can hurt myself (edges of tables and such) and that I’m not lying face down where I might suffocate.
Fortunately, my seizures are controlled by medication and I haven’t had one in 10 years. But I always managed to fall in such a way that my back hurt a lot when the seizure ended.
I can’t believe there’s actually a factual answer to this.
Imagine a study being conducted, and applicants sitting nervously in the waiting room to see if they’re in the test group or the control group. And the cajones it must take to fill out the application in the first place. I would think that the line “By signing this form, applicant acknowledges that there is a very real chance that his dick will be bitten clean off, and releases this laboratory from any and all liability” is written in very tiny letters.
I used to have a female acquaintance that had a history of seizures. When I met her though she hadn’t had one in over five years. She always expressed interest in performing oral sex on me whenever we were amorous but I was never man enough to go through with it. I lied and told her it didn’t do anything for me.
Jesus! What a thought. Hell, it might be possible to do that. I’m an epilleptic, and I usually tear off a chunk from the inside of my mouth when I have a seizure.
Oh, another thing - never stuff anything inside of someone’s mouth while they’re having a seizure. You might lose fingers or block that person’s airway. The whole idea is to make sure that they can still breathe - you’re supposed to turn them on their side if you do anything. At least that’s what I’ve heard - I’ve always been the one having the seizure, so I really don’t remember what works best.
I’d been having partial seizures (what they used to call petit mal) for quite some time before they diagnosed my epilepsy, and I could feel them coming on long before I had any idea of what they were. My seizures are always preceded by a strange, spacey, disconnected sensation in my head, along with a great fatigue and a slight loss of coordination. Trust me, blowjobs ain’t an option when I feel like that. Nothing is an option except curling up somewhere and not moving for several hours.
Many, if not most epileptics have some sort of precursor for their seizures. That weird feeling my mother and I both get, headaches, bright patches or dark spots in the vision, hearing things or smelling foul odors that aren’t really there, something. Even when you don’t know what these precursors mean, they’re often enough to knock the blowjobs right out of a girl. So it’s technically possible that your penis will be severed by an epileptic who seizes during a blowjob, but it’s incredibly unlikely.
Strangely enough, one of the precursors to my seizures is that I get this muppet song running through my head, over and over like a broken record (of course, I get the weird taste in my mouth, nausea and a few other symptoms, too). But I can never remember which song it is unless I’m about to have a seizure. But, yeah, blowjobs are pretty much out of the question when you’re about to have a seizure. I’m usually just standing there trying not to have a seizure while listening to the little muppets in my head.
My neurologist and I once discussed this possibility, as I had a migraine (the only one I’ve ever had in my life - thank God because it was excruciating) right after a seizure once. The migraine lasted three days and the pain was so bad I was vomiting constantly. It was horrible. Anyway, Washington University Medical School in St. Louis (where I live) was recently doing a study on migraines and seizures because some seizures do seem to be linked to them. From what I’ve heard, a few other studies have noted that the two seem to have some sort of link, but one doesn’t necessarily mean that you’ll have the other - some people have migraine seizures, which occur just before a migraine; other people have a seizure that seems to be caused by the migraine; and others seem to have either one or the other. The brain is a very strange organ.
Just jumping on the bandwagon for never ever stuff something in an epilleptic’s mouth. My brother had what were called grand mal siezures in those days. They started when he was two. Back then they did have this worry about swallowing the tongue and so my dad did the wallet thing. My brother was two and the wallet was elephant hide and he damn near bit through it. If he had been a little bigger he would have. Another time my dad used his thumb and he carried the scar of the bite that went to the bone for the rest of his life.
Can’t blinking red lights trigger an epeliptic fit (Andromeda Strain) and aren’t those the conditions under which a lot of mouth cockage is performed? Talk about a bad, just askin’ for trouble coincidence.
You “epilleptics” are a cagey bunch,pretending that our innocent penises are of no concern to you,until of course you jump up from your bogus trance and gnaw your way through the crotch of our pants in order to sever our weenies and then suck out our precious bodily fluids.Just the thought of it makes me ill and rather excited.
But,for the sake of science,I am offering myself to be fellated just to test my theory that these monsters are probably vampires. I pray that I am wrong. Danger is my middle name. Danger and lust. Danger and lust are my middle names. And satyrism. Danger and lust and satyrism are my middle names. And sketch comedy…
Must be 18 to apply: not over,not under,EIGHTEEN!
Multiple tests may be needed.
Do you only get head at railroad crossings?