Could it be possible that homosexuals are really athesist

I started to ask that, but with a different syntax.

I’m not sure which one of those booths is manned by Saint Peter, but he usually lets me past just on account of I have exact change for the toll.

Someone is going to have to tell him I can’t go; I owe my soul to the company store.

Surely not!! Why, the merest idea! :eek: Monocle smash

No. Although I don’t share your views on the inherent sinfulness of homosexual desire and activity, as a fellow Christian, I can assure you that homosexuals are not necessarily atheists. Those homosexuals who share your belief that acting on their desires is sinful (and I’m sure there are some) are not, of course, atheists (since they share your belief).

As a Christian, you know that none of us are without sin. Doesn’t make us atheists. You know this.

I escaped from San Francisco, that den of sin and iniquity, by confessing to Saint Peter at the Golden Gate, and all I accomplished was . . .

. . . entry to Marin County.

No-monocle shatter. Hulk smash.

Are they repentent?

Nah, they’re resplendent!

:smiley:

So where is using periods on the list of sins? Is it the 13th Commandment?

Thank you, Doc Cathode.

For the record, OP, I’m a homosexual who IS an atheist and, frankly, I think I live a more virtuous life than about half the Christians I know. I have no use for any concept of “sin” that divides itself into a thousand little pigeonholes…the only concept of “sin” that I recognize is that which defines it as treating another human being as an object instead of a person. Everything else in my morality is derived from that. So I have no use for your god, nor for your “sin”. You can talk about how St. Peter is going to reject me when I die all you want…even if I WERE Christian, I think I’d consider that particular hoary trope to be an insultingly simplistic image of Heaven. Yeah, there’s some old guy with wings and a halo checking off a big book as an endless line of souls files past. There’s some deep theology right there.

I dunno dude… sounds pretty gay.

Thats the great thing about being “Christian” Everyone just takes Jesus’ failed prophecy and reworks them to fit their personal preferred version of the doomsday cult.

Some people tempt the petty, weakling god Yahweh by wearing jeans with a wool jacket and other do so by being loving members of a committed relationship.

Once again, we heterosexual atheists are getting passed over. What, no brimstone for us?

Sorry kayaker…you missed the old days when god would send a couple of she bears down to slaughter 40+ children for laughing at a bald guy.

Apparently he cared more about bronze age fashion critics than your love life.

Maybe he is still mad at Jesus for breaking Deuteronomy 23:2…the bastard wasn’t even suppose to go to church for 10 generations.

OK, so, petting’s OK but no oral penetration, got it.

:o Look, that’s not fair, I thought it was a female lobster, OK?!

“And we invite them to get down on their knees and close their eyes . . .”

Well, I’m sure any gay dude can give him one . . .