Fallom: It’s no longer merely a metaphor. Besides, it’s tradition!
Hamsters? Is that all they need to speed up the board, more hamsters? Couldn’t we all chip in and buy the SDMB a few new hamsters?
Couldn’t we try for something bigger than hamsters? Meerkats, maybe…
All the meerkat you can handle. I think she even has computer skills, too. A total upgrade from our current hamster-based system.
LC
Jeez, leave their personal lives out of it, will ya?
What two hamsters decide to do in the privacy of their server is their own business…no one elses.
Though it accounts for the slowness…