Several co-workers and I had gone out to lunch, and were piling into the car to return to work. The driver, whose name I won’t use to protect myself, had already gotten in, another two were in the back seat and the boss’ secretary (we like her, trust me) was getting into the passenger seat in front. I was trying to get into the back seat, stretching to position myself with my butt still slightly outside the car when, how shall I put this, the spider barked! Naturally, I hoped no one had noticed, but the driver piped up, “Did you just fart, Geezer?”
“Thank you so much for pointing that out, Blank,” I replied, as everyone but me laughed their heads off. I was probably purple the rest of the way back to work, where I could hide in my tiny little office for the rest of the day.
So, what was your most embarrassing moment?
