Could you pass a history test in DeSantis' Florida?

[ThelmaLou]

—>NOTE: THIS IS FROM THE ONION<—

Quiz: Could You Pass A History Class In Ron DeSantis’ Florida

It’s a slideshow. I don’t think Dopers are going to do very well-- too well-informed uppity.

Here are the first few:

• Q: What does the term “segregation” mean?
  A: Doing what’s right in the face of adversity.
• Q: What are the two sexes?
  A: Male and alpha male.
• Q: Who was the first woman to serve on the Supreme Court?
  A: Sandra Day O’Connor, though there’s no way to be sure as no one ever checked her genitals.
• Q: What event triggered the Great Depression?
  A: Barack Obama’s first inaugural address.

Today’s Republicans have just about put The Onion out of business.

[Mr.E]

I feel bad for The Onion. Reality has gone so far beyond parody that a lot of their stuff is just pointing at things that are really happening and saying “Pretty fucked up, eh?”