Ron DeSantis - The Pit Edition

There are threads in Politics and Elections but now that he’s declared, here’s his own pitfall.

Ron DeSantis. Fuck that guy!

Sigh. I’m already sick of hearing about him, and look how much longer this process has to go.

I’m with you on this. But there’s one good thing: I already know I’m not voting for these morons, so I don’t need debates, town halls or commercials.

I plan to watch a lot of online movies next year.

Hear, hear.

Man, that dude laughs weird.

I keep looking for the balloon behind him.

Like a sadistic high-school cheerleader. My bet is he’s the orange shit-stain’s VP pick. Just because he likes the shape of ronny’s round mouth.

That would make Elmo Musk very sad though…

PS- Doesn’t DeSantis sound like Elmer Fudd…?

I don’t know - he just said some bad things about The Orange One. He’s gonna have to eat a whole lot of shit before he has a chance at the VP slot. Maybe he can ask Lindsey Graham how it’s done.

I look at this guy and think there’s no way someone that weird and off-putting could be elected, but man, the GOP has developed a high tolerance for that.

His laughing reminds me of Enrico Colantoni from Galaxy Quest.

Very true, but the laws he proposes are a cross between 1936 Germany and Castro’s Cuba.
He’s odd and easy to laugh at, but he’s a very dangerous clown.

Just give me total war between DeKaren and Trump and I’ll be happily munching popcorn in a comfy balcony seat.

"“What’s your response to the NAACP for our audience?” Bolling asked, just as that audience saw a frozen split-screen.

“This is such a stunt. It’s a typical political farce,” DeSantis can still be heard saying, despite the frozen image. Shortly thereafter, the picture feed did resume, only to freeze again about 40 seconds later when DeSantis was talking about minorities in places that aren’t Florida."

What else is a political farce is f&*^ing with the parolee voting in FL, banning accurate historical studies (white butthurt), enabling you (DeSantis) to campaign for Prez and maintain Governorship, engineering a pissing contest with you state’s biggest attraction, other assorted voting machinations.

Which of Desantis’ laws and which of Castro’s laws are you thinking of?

Campaign in poetry (inflation, opioid crisis, immigration, prescription drug prices, national security), govern in prose (drag queens, book bans, participation trophies, denying women bodily autonomy, tearing down the wall between Church and State, voter suppression/disenfranchisement).

Yeah, Ron? I’ll pass. Thanks, though.

Can’t, they’re both from the same state. At least, that seems to be the import of the Twelfth Amendment.

That didn’t matter with Cheney and Bush the Lesser.

Nah, all Ron has to do is declare a vacation home, maybe on Martha’s Vineyard, his primary residence, and he’s good.