Ron DeSantis - The Pit Edition

Yep. I actually feel considerably better about an election in which Trump and DeSantis attack each other than one in which either of them is running unopposed.

Can he be governor of Florida as a declared resident of Massachusetts, or will that require another law?

Republicans pass laws to enforce on others. They don’t follow the laws themselves…

Typically, yes, but they did pass a new law (or amend an old law) to allow him to retain his seat while running for president.

Fuck that fucking fuck. He’s the reason I will never spend a penny of my tourist dollars in that shithole of a state.

Ron DeKlantis.

If I recall correctly, Cheney used his Wyoming residence as his primary address during those years. But I could be wrong about that.

This was very easily googled. This level of intentional DeSantis / Castro ignorance will earn you three out of five “Flipped Birds” on the “Sealion Scale”.

Yeah, but it wasn’t. Letter of the law not the spirit.

I seem to remember a time when southern Republican governors at least pretended not to be corrupt as hell.

This whole “don’t say gay” and trans obsessions have me half-wondering when he’s going to announce that from this moment forward, they will be known as Ronda DeSantis.

(Lest anyone holler “sexism”, I’ve wondered the same thing in reverse about Kari Lake re-identifying as Carey Lake.)

A few thousand officers, nothing to see here.

His name is already pronounced Rhonda Santis.

You have to let Randy Rainbow know about that. You’re the one who came up with it, and it is good, so it’s your civic duty to make it known where it will count.

I find myself wanting to work in a reference to Hedley LaMarr here.

Fuck Him! Fuckin’ A, Fuckin’ Right! Fuck Me! Mother-Fuck! What the Fucking Fuck???

This has been linked somewhere around here, maybe in this very thread, but there’s a drag queen in Florida who goes by Rhonda Santis.

Has Trump said anything like: the wife is the brains in that family referring to Casey DeSantis? If he hasn’t yet, we all know he will.

Ronald DeSantis is an anagram of ‘sordid anal nest’, if anyone’s interested.

She’s got the brains?

Dunno, she married Ron.

Dan