Ron DeSantis - The Pit Edition

Non Sequitur:

In Greek Mythology, what did they call a beast with the head of a human but the arms, legs, and talons of a hawk?

In Egyptian mythology, a person’s “Ba”, or personality, is sometimes depicted as a human-headed bird.

In Greek mythology, a harpy was a bird with a human head. A sphinx was a lion with a human head.

A griffin was a bird mixed with a lion. But what would a hybrid between a sphinx and a harpy?!

https://www.washingtonpost.com/resizer/N2JDyK7bNGeFApNTPSQyGrYW3Lc=/arc-anglerfish-washpost-prod-washpost/public/AEG4AUTIJ4I6TCMFJTZQCR55ZI.jpg

Shrill and spouting nonsense? Okay, that works.

Heh, a Sharpie wielding monster.

That is good.

Thank you.

I may have a slight improvement, with the addition of Ron’s middle name, Dion - if you are asking “What’s that stick up his ass?”:

ROD IS DILDO’S ANTENNA

I think he even out-weirds Tucker Carlson in the “look at me fake a laugh” category.

“Behold! I too am capable of processing this phenomenon which Earthlings refer to as hugh-more!”

And now he wants accredidation agencies to get their mitts off of his remodel of higher education in Florida.

Tha’s okay, Guv’. You’ve already trashed the value of a high school diploma from Florida. Why should colleges and universities not suffer too?

"Effective Immediately: HR is to update the resume key word filter to reject the word ‘Florida’. "

Doing wonderful things in New Hampshire.

Florida man falters fabulously.

The photo says it all.

Southern fried Florida “conservative” (“reactionary” actually) is rather different from New Hampshire conservative.

Saw this online, it amused me.

Undocumented aliens with US driver licenses will be treated as driving without a license in Florida.

I’m not going to quote the stuff, but I’m genuinely curious how this jackass plans to enforce this nonsense. How is he going to know how someone got the driver’s license in the first place?

Full Faith and Credit clause? What’s that?

That’s the very thing I was thinking of when I saw the report.