Soft drinks- Flavored Seltzer, Root Beer and maybe Grape pop would do it for me, but I wouldn’t want to hear the Coke/Pepsi people bitch.
Footwear- I would love it if there were 3 “standard” types of shoes- one type of sneaker/running shoe, one type of sandal, and one type of decent yet practical heeled dress shoe. These shoes would come in all sizes, which would mean that I could actually buy shoes easily. I’m definitely in the minority on this, though, because I have odd-shaped feet and have come to hate shoe shopping and variety with a bitter passion.
Home entertainment electronics gear- Three sizes of TV (for people with different size rooms) would do it for me, I hate picking that stuff. As long as I could get a turntable and a CD player hooked to speakers, I don’t care how many brands there are. I wouldn’t mind giving up my iPod, and the only reason I like my cellphone is that I hate the landline providers more. I’d adapt.
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Transportation option**- This is tough. I could do with local public transit (bus/subway), trains for long journeys and a “standard” car of some kind, but I’d hate to lose the option of air travel.
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OTC medicine**- At this point, I could make do with Advil, Sudafed (the real stuff), and Tussin cough syrup. That’s all I’ve used in years, but my guy would be lost without Alka-Seltzer. Maybe I’m misunderstanding this category.
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Bakery item**- I’d gladly go back to the days when there was actually a bakery I could go to- I’d exchange my ability to pick from 75 types of sliced bread for a shop where I could get one or two types always fresh.
Chocolate candy- I’d sacrifice choice for quality here, too, but I’m not convinced that that would happen. If I could pick three, I’d say Reese’s Cups would be the only name brand one I’d keep, and I’d take my chances with whatever dark chocolate and/or caramel confections the local sweet-monger had come up with.
Non-chocolate candy- Pretty much the same as with chocolate. I wouldn’t mind having my selection curtailed, as long as there’s some seasonal and geographic variety.
Potato-based snack food- Kettle Chips, ruffly ones and salt-and-pepper flavor chips would do it for me.
Corn-based snack food- Cheese Puffs
Processed cheese- This is hard- I think you’re not just talking about Kraft singles or Velveeta here, but cheeses from all over the world processed and shipped to my grocer. This is something that I’d hatehatehate to give up. It’s one of my favorite things about this Modern World. I don’t even want to pick, for fear of jinxing.
Processed dairy product- Hmmm. I like the convenience of being able to pick up any type of milk or dairy I need for baking, but I could make do with 2% milk, plain whole-milk yogurt and sour cream. Come to think of it, I could make my own yogurt, so how about whole milk, butter, and sour cream. Again, I don’t care about brand choice, but I’d better have good quality, Mr. Milkman! Oh, do eggs count for dairy? That makes it tough.
Burger chain- I like the fact that we have non-burger fast food, but I wouldn’t cry if there was no more Subway.
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Gasoline brand**- Is there a difference?
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Spectator sport**- I’m not qualified to make this choice.
I wouldn’t have a problem with limited choices on most of these things, if, as you suggest, they’d be *my *choices. That’s not too likely, though. I like the idea that in any one area of the country/world, there are only a few options, but those options are different depending on where you are. Like how you can only get real Frango Mints in Chicago (shut up with your “Seattle” and your “Internet”- I’m trying to make a point) or real Halfmoon cookies in Central New York (shut up with your “Black-and-white” nonsense!) - it makes these little nonessential things seem more special.
Some things, though, really do need variety- like personal care products. I’d be happy with my Pears’ soap and my Mane and Tail shampoo/conditioner and my unscented Secret antiperspirant, but these products truly wouldn’t work for everyone. I hate scented stuff, many thrive on it. I have super fine straight hair- somebody with thick, or curly, or kinky hair needs totally different products. I never use hairspray or gel, many need it to maintain their looks. Perhaps the selection in the drugstore is a bit overwhelming, but I prefer that to a time when only a lucky few could get their hair in good shape.
Interesting thread.