Chief, I think Veb really meant, “long hand job,” not long hard job. But I’m sure it was well done anyway.
::blushes::
Okay, Chief and UncaBeer, I walked right into that one.
Sheesh!
Veb
Welcome back home, sailor! What Veb said.
Oh, and in case Falcon and lnix’s ‘round lovelies’ arent enough for you:
<slowly unbuttons blouse, exposing her…>
<purple bra. :D>
Now, you didn’t think I’d actually flash you, did you? 
On the other hand… Smooooch!
**Welcome back home, sailor! What Veb said.**So by my count that’s three hand jobs by three different lovely ladies!
I count two, swabbie. Who’s yer third?
OK. I can deal with two. One of you will just have to have an encore performance!
28 hours to go!!
Last night, I tamed me a birdie and drove me a 'Zette!
so… many… jokes… crushing… my … skull!!!
Remember Chief, it AINT legal to grab the nearest female when you get off the boat and have your way with her. Your a sailor, not a pirate!!
have fun!
Ahar, ye skurvy dogs!
Shiver me timbers, it be 26 hours 'til I make me landfall!
TAMED?
News flash, sailorboy. One thing I will NEVER be is tame. Got that? raises eyebrow and smiles
Taming a Falcon isn’t all that tough.
First you tie a leather strap around its ankle…
… beat it senseless, and…
23 hrs. and 45 ninutes! Less than a day.
Ladies the line forms to the right of the pier Monday for those willing to “help the chief!”
Just line up behind Falcon who’s been camped out for a week!
Hell Chief, I’ve been camped out for a month.
And Southern? Takes more than that to tame me. smiles Especially that beat it senseless part, Chief.
After the leather strap is affixed to your ankle, a collar and leash are attached.
Then it’s just a case of what to do with this other leather strap.
Uh, excuse me … would you mind bending over that piece of furniture??? :eek:
Though I hate ‘em Southern, that was a most effective use of the blue, takin’-it-between-the-legs-from-behind google-eyed smiley I’ve seen in a while!
Eeep.
runs and hides
Um, y’all WILL be gentle in taming me, yes?
Chief, I’m not sure if this is another red-letter date in the Chief-Smiley war, if you’ve been at sea too long, or both.
:: said in a whisper ::
In the past week you’ve both used a smiley AND complemented the use of another.
:: returns to normal voice ::
Get laid Chief. You’ll be your old self afterward!
As I’ve said previously Southern, “Ladies the line forms to the right!”
Though I fear, buried deep in this thread I won’t have many takers willing to assisnt me with my “affliction!”
23 hrs. to go!
Welcome home, Chief. And thanks for the sacrifices you’ve made in the last six months.
Sounds like people are gonna be more than willing to help you forget 'em, though! (Smiley omitted.)
Wish I could make it to Norfolk! How do you feel about blondes?
Goldie
Gentlemen do prefer blondes – with good reason!
Falcon,
The Chief has been at sea for that past 6 months. While I may be willing to negotiate the terms under which you’re to be tamed, I’m also willing to bet that “gentle” won’t be on the cheif’s radar screen until he’s been ashore at least a week.
Well, this just can’t sink to the second page when there’s less than 20 hours to go…