Court to Rule if Guru Dead or Meditating

http://www.thedailybeast.com/cheats/2014/05/30/is-guru-dead-or-meditating.html

I think freezing him has sorta settled the issue…

Guru Meditation #20140129,20140530

Amiga Roolz!

I guess they froze his assets too…

How’s he gonna wake up if he’s frozen solid?

Somebody’s going to post it. Might as well be me.

“‘E’s not pinin’! 'E’s passed on! This guru is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E’s expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E’s a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn’t frozen 'im 'e’d be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E’s off the twig! 'E’s kicked the bucket, ‘e’s shuffled off ‘is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisible! He’s fuckin’ snuffed it!.. THIS IS AN EX-GURU!”

Temporarily. He’s spending a year dead for tax purposes, you see.

Na’ quiet ther…ya might wake 'im up!

–G!
:smiley:

Well, the Avatar was frozen for 100 years and still managed to defeat the Fire Lord. :smiley:

He’s just pinin’ for the Ganges.

If he’s dead and in Hell, he must really be burning through his money. :mad:

Very grumpily.

"What?!…Can’t…move…did…those…idiots…freeze…me?..bastards…"

Is this Bollywood’s answer to Weekend at Bernie’s?

At least DJ Premier is still around.