It’s working so well for mass shootings, why not give it a try?
What makes you think he was ever in heaven to begin with? And why would he be headed there when he dies?
And he would have put that tree someplace other than in the middle of the garden, or at the very least have created humans that didn’t like apples. And why exactly did he give serpents the power to speak English?
“Pray and pass the…What do you mean, there aren’t any testing kits?”
I’m guessing that Donald is not familiar with the opening lines of The Soft Parade.
Boy is he gonna be pissed we he finds out they aren’t planning on praying to him.
I’d wager some people would need the official proclamation so they could take the day off work and go to church, so we’re in a good news-bad news situation here…
You said it.
For those who don’t remember*, we have in no particular order:
Lust
Anger
Gluttony
Sloth
Vanity
Envy
Avarice
I’m not sure he qualifies for Sloth. I haven’t seen evidence that he is particularly lazy. All the others, though, spot on. Six out of seven isn’t bad, I mean good.
*I always can remember these from the original movie Bedazzled, which had personifications of all of them. The most famous of them was, of course, Raquel Welch as Lillian Lust.
Definitely Wednesday. Odin is a badass God! I heard that an earlier coronavirus made him lose his eye, so he’s probably ready for some revenge. Thor vs. Coronavirus II…this time, it’s deified!
Seriously? He won’t read through, well, anything, and has any president spent more time on vacation playing golf? He’s mentally lazy, and he rides golf carts even on courses that don’t allow them, so he’s physically lazy as well.
From what I see Trump’s plea is only concerning American’s in his request for prayer. God’s love stops at Americans??? God help us all.
Re: sloth, I remember hearing that he believes humans only have a finite amount of energy/life force, so exercise just uses it up.
Handy for remembering the sins: APE GALS.
According to the text of the Proclamation, it’s today (Sunday, March 15), so most folks already don’t have to go to work.
Which raises the question of the one that’s scheduled for May 11. Do we skip it, or double up, and skip next year’s?
Anyway I can’t. I gave up monotheism for Lent (full disclosure: in 1997).
Ah, a love song from my youth.
?? Where’s the “P”?
Lust
Anger
Gluttony
Sloth
Vanity
Envy
Avarice
VEAL GAS
Replace the Vanity with Pride.
Ah, thanks!
+1. Thread winner
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