Cows would rather Talk to you in Person, Study Finds

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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They also produce their own rocket fuel so there’s that as well. Moooving on. I’m pretty sure Black ngus cows come from the Dark Side.

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You mean …

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I’ve ruminated over these posts, some of them turn my stomachs.

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Are you sure you’re not just horny?

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Of course cows would rather talk to you in person. How else can they securely tell you the milk expiration date?

(Whispers): December 28th. Shh.

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Part of me thinks that this is related to Trump’s cutting loose the curds – yet another whey for him to ingratinate himself with Vladimir Poutine.

Leaving many Americans thinking … “How dairy sell out our allies like that.”

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I’m thinking, “Don’t say Kamoola Harris…Don’t say Kamoola Harris…”