Crack epidemic

Dear Gabby,

Seems every time I enter the local “Try-n-Save” I see a young ladies ass crack. I think its a combination of the low-cut jeans and the butt floss underwear they’re wearing nowadays.

eh Not complaining here, just wondering: do they not know? Or not care? Is it a new thing to show off ones crack as if its cleavage?

Confused in AK :confused:

“How else am I gonna show off my Calvin Klein underwear, Daddy?” -/paraphrase/

Me thinks that beats a hairybutt crack anyday!

Of course, going commando gets rid of that unsightly string.

Buttcleavage, will have to ponder that one.