Tonight as I was walking into my hotel a woman in front of me had the top 1/2" or so of the top of her asscrack exposed. I think she made an effort to pull her shirt down over her pants, but it wasnt a very good one. The fact that she was chubby did not add any aesthetic appeal to my viewpoint.
Then there’s the old plumbers butt. I can handle an attractive woman with her pants hanging below her beltline, hey I appreciate a sexy woman. But there is nothing worse than seeing the top of a dude’s ass.
I’m sure we’ve all seen it, and whispered “say no to crack” jokes to our fellow onlookers at this horror.
My question is how can someone NOT know? Don’t you feel a draft?
I also dont get people that dont wear belts. I would be paranoid that my pants would fall down over my ankles without one, and I always where a tight belt and pull my pants up tight to make sure the world is not exposed to my flat hairy ass.
My question is—how can you NOT know?
Setting aside young women who are trying to turn on men, are most asscrack people just plain stupid?
This reminds me of a man I saw pumping gas into a motorcycle, once. He was wearing a belt and suspenders. And he was still showing a significant crack.
I made me wonder if he was fated to show crack no matter what he did to try and stop it.
If you have stretch jeans, which are terribly popular these days, they tend to stretch out and start sagging after a few hours. At that point they start sliding down your ass, and you start having to pull them up. Frequently. If you’re doing much moving around, it gets really tedious pulling them up all the time, and after a while you start letting them get lower before you give 'em another hitch.
The people who really need to take the blame for this are clothing designers.
My husband has a terrible Plumber’s Butt problem, even though he does wear a belt. The trouble is that he is a rather tall gent (6’ 3") with a long torso and relatively short legs, so his jeans don’t ride high enough, and his shirts don’t hang low enough. Even suspenders don’t help. He’s also one of those guys who is always fixing something or building something, so there’s plenty of opportunity for exposure.
Guess what he’s getting for a birthday gift this year.
I haven’t seen this phenomenon in women, though. Most of us that are a little, um, portly know better than to wear low-cut jeans.
A couple weeks ago I went to Back To School night at my 2nd-grader’s school. After the assembly in the cafetorium, we all split up & went into our respective classrooms. In my daughter’s classroom, we had to sign in before going to sit at our child’s desk.
The woman in front of me- who was not unattractive but certainly not there looking to “pick up”- bent over to sign in and I was treated to a goodly amount of her ass. While I like seeing a nice ass as much as the next guy, considering the environment it was rather uncomfortable. There she is, bent at the waist right in front of me while her jeans were about half way down her butt, no panties in sight.
And I had the same thought- how the hell do you not know what you’re doing? Don’t you feel the air on your crack?
My husband has this problem. Originally, it was because he’d gained weight and his butt crack had migrated northward because his pants were too tight. But he lost the weight and now has the opposite problem unless he wears a belt - pants are too loose - but with the same result. He usually wears a belt, so it’s generally not an issue, but he hasn’t gotten a new swimming suit in years. When we went to the beach this summer, I found myself occasionally walking up behind him to let him know that he might want to hike up his trunks. I guess he just doesn’t feel a breeze.
I’m a little paranoid about my butt crack showing. Of course, that’s rarely an issue in maternity pants, particularly if you have a full panel that goes up under your boobs. They also condition you to feel a breeze on any body parts below the waist that suddenly become uncovered.