Recent article (#3):
Classic thread:
https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=504053&highlight=fart
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Did you write the Cracked article or are you a prophet?
That classic thread just cracked me up:)!!
There should be a gallery of classic threads. Many have been linked to and they’re always hilarious, but having them in a Classic Thread Hall of Fame makes a lot of sense to me.
Post 9 in the classic thread is (unfortunately?) the best thing I’ve read all day. 
I give this one 6.0 across the board for best first responder to the OP’s OP.
The classic thread is freaking hilarious. I’m trying not to bust out laughing right now. I’m not being very successful.
One more day of stifling giggles like an idiot in front of my co-workers… I’m so glad this message board exists.
Did anyone else click the pan-fried semen link in the classic thread? I am…speechless. Ignorance has been fought, all right, and I am never, ever ordering huevos rancheros again…unless the chef is really hot and would respect me in the morning.
Nooooo! Why did I click that? I gotta bleach my brain now.
There was another old thread asking whether we sucked in air through our penis after urinating. I guess the poster thought our bladders were a fixed size, and we had to fill them with air after urinating.
We did, kind of. And the old website we had also had a collection of favorites.
Like a turkey baster???