"How many times do Cecil & I have to explain it to you mooks?
The worst movie ever made is Plan 9 From Outer Space by the lugubrious Ed Wood! Get it right, people!"
—Speak not, till you have beheld the unbeatable horror that is . . . [whispering in awed tones] . . . “Kiss Her Goodbye.” Here’s a thread in which some Dopers shared their trauamtic “Kiss Her Goodbye” memories: http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=17878