Crazy cat ladies got nothing on Insane Rhubarb Woman!
[So NSFW!](Crazy Rhubarb Lady Is Really Into Rhubarb, Doesn’t Care for Nosy Bitches)
I can relate.
Link doesn’t work for me for some reason, but I’m guessing it’s this below:
Yep, crazy swearing lady is crazy and swearing.
Yes, thank you. My linking skills are failing this week.
I love me some rhubarb; it brings out the best and worst in people, though.
Hey I remember her! She took all the rhubarb and all the neighborhood boys’ virginities.
Win. I don’t even need to read any more.
Entertaining. I give it a 7/10.
And knocked up the dog.
I loved how calm the other lady was. She reminded me of Sybil Fawlty.
That was special. I can just imagine that woman going about her day - “Goddamn it, where’s my fucking mail, you asshole?”
“I want a fucking cheeseburger and goddamned shitting fries with that, bitch!”
“Your goddamned dinner is in the fucking oven, you cockgobbler.”
It’s on Reddit:
http://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/1je9yp/crazy_lady_in_my_town_caught_stealing_rhubarb/
Best Reddit comment sequence right here:
#1: Somebody autotune this into something awesome.
#2: I don’t even think this has a pitch to autotune.
Reminds me of my sister.
She should run for President.
Rhubarb Lady don’t care. Rhubarb lady don’t give a shit. She just takes what she wants.
I have a vision of Rhubarb Lady in tights with a cape, screaming foul curses at Master Criminals.
“Run for it, Frankie! It’s Rhubarb Lady!”
“Hey you M----er F–kers, put that f–king s–t down! Gawd damn C–k s–king thieves!”
I’m guessing this is a leftover argument from a church bake sale re: rhubarb pie.
Her voice. is. EPIC. EPIC.
“Don’t call me Sweetheart, Honeybun! What are ya, a fuckin’ Lezzie?!” ::snicker::
I really wish we got the full sentence at the beginning, because “Pinocchio fucker” is my favorite insult of the entire thing.
So that’s what Howard’s mom from Big Bang Theory looks like. Finally.