Create an awesome crossover plot twist

I’ve posted this one before: on a trip to New York, Allison Dubois gets involved in a rape-murder case being handled by the Manhatten SVU detectives.

The Battlestar Galactica arrives at Earth with the RTF in tow, only to find a nuclear wasteland and scattered survivors. They find evidence that a healthy chunk of humanity climbed aboard some ships and went “thataway” into deep space, so the Galactica and the RTF follow…

…to a system controlled by a tyranical Anglo-Sino “Alliance.” They initially get jumped by some insane cannablistic madmen, and after whupping their asses (and a brief “What-The-Frak?” moment), are told by the Sino-Anglo Alliance that they must disarm, disband, and totally submit to the authority of The Alliance.

So like the complete opposite of the remixed trailer I made for youtube, then? :smiley:

Years after Tristran dies leaving Yvaine in charge of the Stormhold, her heart is no longer his, and the two surviving Lilim sisters, having years ago killed the weakened Morwanneg for her failure to secure their youth, have another crack at Yvaine’s heart and this time succeed: by now the weary Star simply wishes to die. Their renewed youth ensures the two sisters renewed rivalry, and Faerie, riven by decades of bloodshed, is now known as Charn. In the ruins of the city one of the sisters, at the head of her armies, appears to have gained supremacy, but her younger sister, Jadis, blasts all of Charn/Faerie into ruin by speaking the Deplorable Word: this also destroys the wall and ends all commerce with our world. Then she retires to the Hall Of Ancestors and slumbers, until awakened by a couple of Edwardian schoolchildren who travelled there with a magic ring…

I want to see Stephen Fry guest star on House, damnit! What the hell is he waiting for?

(Bonus points if he’s there after being poisoned by his wife, Marjorie).

Have depressive, self-medicating, sex symbol, Nurse Carol Hathaway from ER play sociopathic, ice-queen, sex-pot Lawyer Neena Broderick on scrubs.

Oh wait, it’s been done.

Julliana Margulies

Or have a very special crossover show between networks. A special cameo casting of the scrubs actors on ER as special guest stars in a surrealistic comedy special. And vice Versa… Have some ER actors make cameos as Scrubs Doctors… a very serious and poignant scrubs.

Do you think that is altogether wise, sir?

Have Bones show up on House and get into a catfight with Cuddy.

AND the United World

And as the scene fades, the view pulls back to a little boy with his snow globe… :eek:

A family takes a trip to Mexico, where they make a brief restroom stop in a bar and are savagely torn to pieces by shape shifting hot vampire chicks. From Dusk to Miss Sunshine.

The Mexian and Russian armies invade the US, but the Mexican army is destrtoyed at a bar near the border by shape shifting hot vampire chicks. From Dusk to Red Dawn.

A rag-tag group of characters is trapped in a Mexican shopping mall. By night, they’re attacked by shape shifting hot vampire chicks; by day, they’re attacked by zombies. From Dusk to Dawn of the Dead.

I don’t get some of these. It would be cool to include the names of the series. I suspect a couple of them are fairly obscure shows that are available only on DVD or cable networks not everyone has access to.

Maybe he could show up to help House foil the cunning plan of a certain Edmund Blackadder (Rowan Atkinson), a down-on-his-luck member of a once-aristocratic British family who is scheming to take over the hospital. With a cameo by Miranda Richardson as the powerful and possibly insane society matron who surprisingly turns out to control the board of directors.

Dr. Sam Beckett leaps into the first mate and prevents those seven misfits from ever reaching civlization.

The scene starts out panning accross a mansion. Slowly it enters the room to find an old man holding a snowglobe. The snow globe drops from his hand and shatters on the floor. With his last dying breath he utters the word “Rosebud”.

Tom Hanks quickly realizes that “Rosebud” is a codeword to find the location of the last living descendent of George Washington, but he must avoid the evil clan of Republicans that are out to use this knowledge for their own plan.

Well, it’s better than a damned sled.

Use spoilers man!

:wink:

I once wrote a crossover between MTV’s “Daria,” and a somewhat lesser-known 1980s animated series…

Hell, I even did a couple of sequels…

But I tell you now, that if I just had enough time, I could write a brief crossover between the two aforementioned series’, and Neon Genesis Evangelion. With elements from the original Jonny Quest and the nicktoon “Hey Arnold.” I could make it make sense, and with a consistent story framework.

And it wouldn’t completely suck.

…Bidding starts at $10,000 to keep this story from ever being written. :smiley:

Oh, and seeing a Bloodrayne/BJ Blazkowicz (from Wolfenstein) matchup a la “Haloid” would be pretty sweet, too.

Has there been a good ST novel since John Ford’s The Final Reflection?
My sister used to talk to me about the goings on in Sunnydale, and she mentioned how around the time that Buffy was about to graduate, her mother was pushing schools on the East Coast to her.

I always thought it would be quite interesting to see Buffy dealing with the goings on at good old Miskatonic University in Arkham.

I think so. Peter David’s ST novels have always been quite fun. For that matter, so have Diane Duane’s and Diane Carey’s, to name a few.

But I digress.