That’s right folks, step right up and make yourself rich. Don’t be shy, you can do it! Cast off all sense of decency and become the sell-out you secretly long to be.
My humble contribution:
Survivor, coming soon for Playstation 2! Includes everything you’d come to expect from a pathetic knockoff game from the much beloved “reality” show:
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Choose your luxury item from an extensive list, including:
- 12 pack of Budweiser
- $100 gift certificate to Amazon
- Daisy Red Rider BB gun
- 2 Victor rat traps
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Attractive people in various states of [sub]Playboy[/sub] undress.
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Hours of loungeing around listening to banal conversation about alliances, Uncle Ben’s rice, and tapioca in beautiful DVD video and DTS.
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Semi-attractive people in various states of [sub]Penthouse[/sub] undress.
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Immunity challenges where the winner gets to be innoculated against the local water-borne parasites. (Apparently there was some sort of miscommunication in the design phase…) Challenges include the exciting:
- Eat the bugs (sponsored by Taco Bell)
- Shoot balloons with Crosman slingshots
- Search for stuff that one might buy at Land’s End
- The Nike beach race
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Downright ugly people in various states of [sub]Gold’s Gym[/sub] undress.
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And of course, the Tribal Council, where each time you vote one contestant off the island and twelve more product endorsements on.
Retails for a mere $54.95 at your local Electronics Boutique, and the Survivor’s Strategy Guide is also available for just $19.95! Don’t forget to pick up the action figures!