Waaah?? The bastards!
“People must think it must be fun to be a super genuis,
But they don’t realize how hard it is
to put up with all the idiots in the world.”
– Calvin and Hobbes
(__)
/
“Self”
That way, if anyone wants to flame me, their message would go:
Dear Self, you are an idiot.
Peace.
Okay, I tried to go out and register 1-800-GET-HAIR… who the fuck took that? God damn it! I thought that was MINE but noooooo some little shithead took it and has, as far as I can see, never posted with it.
Okay, you wanker! Come clean! Come out here and post with my alter-ego name… GRRRR!
Best!
Byz
SaxFace:
Sure, why not. Now you got me curious, what is this fantasy you have?
…sigh…
Oh, I can’t resist…
Evolution Inaction
BrainWeasel said:
Huh? Either that’s a reference to something I understand, or to something a friend of mine ripped off completely. Either way, I’m confused and looking for elucidation.
JMCJ
“It’s a damned simple mind that can only think of one way to spell a word.”
-Andrew Jackson
Oblivious - for the newbie.
Sanctimonious - for the experienced.
Impeccable - for the perfectionist.
AboveReproach - for Cecil.
BeneathContempt - for a moderator.
Slanderous - for a troll.
And for the perverted, a potential new username might be…
6ULDV8
Wishing all you at the SDMB Happy Xmas and a GREAT 2000 and beyond!
Necrotic Bone
Marilyn Scissorshins
Miss Alaneus
John Corrado: It’s from The Adventures of Nick Danger, Third Eye a comedy skit by the Firesign Theatre.
I started to register as T j2 o |_L,
but fell victim to one of those daMn lucid moments and thought better of it.
… I never get to have any fun …
Mahsaj Mahrod
Louie - I heard you were 16 years old. Please forget about my fantasy.
(sob)
Formerly unknown as “Melanie”
That explains his HTML Fu.
Alexander The Grape
Attila The Hen
MISSinformed
Ivana Gettleid
If your head is wax, don’t walk in the sun.
-Benjamin Franklin
To steal from psycat90’s sig line: Sunny Waxhead. Either that, or it’s Prison Clown or Triple Giraffe.
“Who controls the past controls the future; who controls the present controls the past.” --1984
Dang, Nemo, your mind has been permanently bent by all that fidgety puzzle stuff you do. Okay, some of them I can get: the cartoon ones are easy, e.g. Bullwinkle and Bugs Bunny. Beezlebubba: evil redneck? Archimedes of the lever fame; Emperor Norton, magnificently crazed SF self-proclaimed monarch; Charles Foster Lime of “Rosebud” fame?; Punk Floyd, pun on the rock group; Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock’s smarter brother; Ozymandias, of the interminable poem of the same name?; Rex the Wonder Dog, evocative of German Shepard hero dogs (sneaky allusion to Mike King); Tom Joad of “Grapes of Wrath”; Kilroy of impudent line drawing beloved of WWII GI’s, “Kilroy was here”…
My suggestions for screen names? (Keep in mind I’m the female doofus who chose a mad as a hatter dead (male) economist as a moniker…)
Admiral Naismith
Amish Rowdy
Hmmmm, gotta be more, but my brain is itching.
Veb
Nope, I’m 18. 
Again, what is this fantasy?
I like to keep screen titles simple. How about " Mike Hunt"