New Screen Name: Help...

I would like to create a new screen name- preferably this weekend. I don’t know which to choose…so I’m turning to you. Only on the SD could I find a tatertot, evilbeth, and a Fretful Porcupine.

I know you guys have ideas stored away…don’t be shy. Give me ideas, I beg of you. Extra points for creativity.

To give u help…
I’m a sixteen year old female.
I enjoy the horror genre.
My fave colours are purple and blue.
I have not read Das Kapital in its entirety.
If I could be any type of food, I would be mashed potatoes or soup.

Thank you.

That would be Fretful Porpentine. I thought it was porcupine the first few times I saw it.

As for your screen name; I like Zoggie.

Souper Scary Smurf?

(food, horror, blue)

You could be Purple People Eater … combines the color with the horror.

No! Cease and desist! Zoggie is a great name. Still, up to you, I suppose. (Said Celyn grudgingly.:))

Purple and blue? No inspiration there, as I associate that combination with school uniform. Hmm I suppose you could be Deep Purple. Nope - been done.

Horror? - don’t know

Mashed potatoes/soup? - You could be the Soup Dragon. It’s from a U.K. kids’ television thing about little aliens called Clangers, who had bright colours and made silly noises and ate soup provided by the wonderful Soup Dragon.

You seem to be looking for something longer and stranger than Zoggie. How about Liquid Acrobat?

OK, I suppose it will be fun watching what suggestions arrive for you in this thread - I expect there will be some pretty imaginative ones.

BlooDlesS.

I’m playing at opening books at random, and this book says you can be Benzai-Tennyo, which sounds fine, because you can be a goddess of “love, eloquence, music, luck and wealth”, and you can sail into the harbour on New Year’s Eve on a treasure ship. Originally a river goddess. And you can ride a dragon, which you “captivated” (how exactly does one captivate a dragon? Hmm, oh, let’s not bother) :slight_smile: and married in order to stop it devouring children. AND you can be beautiful, ornately dressed and have a sword too! Oh, and you can play a guitar-like thing and use a snake as your messenger.

Well, it sounds fun to me, anyway.

If you plan to change your name this weekend, are you going to have a major announcement on the stroke of midnight on Sunday? Will there be fireworks, and cakes and ale? Portents in the sky? Easier books in the “guess the book” thread?

Wow. Yeah i’m looking for long and strange. And don’t worry-I’m just changing my screen name and email address…my SD User name will probably be Zoggie forever. :slight_smile:

Fretful Porpentine? Whoa. You’re not putting me on?

Hmm. Okay maybe you guys should just think of weird names without that information I included in the OP. No restrictions. i’m starting to like Bloodless…

The last guy to take advice from a thread asking about name changing was
bongel, who ended up with The Pit and the Pendulum.

Enough said :smiley:

How about Machiavelli’s Mistress.

It just popped in my head. But I guess it doesn’t matter how I came up with it, as long as it’s good. Truly Machiavellian if you ask me. :smiley:

How about Effervescing Elephant?

It’s from Bill Shakespeare’s “Hamlet”.

This site provides more mythology than you could ever want. About two dozen cultures, each with hundreds of characters. The search feature is decent as well, so have at it. You’re bound to find more than a dozen great names.

[Matt LeBlanc]How you doin’?[/Matt LeBlanc]

Whew. I’m glad to hear that you’re keeping Zoggie as your SD name. It’s one of my favorites. :slight_smile:
My lame-ass suggestions are:

teenahematoma
Nightshade Consomme
Little Shop Of Zoggies
Elvira, Mistress Of Spuds
Full Moon Indigo
Blood-curdling Scream

It would be nice to have something that makes me have the appearance of someone really scary. :slight_smile:

Bruised Potato.

I like Zoggie though.

How about Nosferetta; a nifty, girly version of Nosferatu.

Ahem. I believe I am the only porcupine posting to this board. However, we do have Spiny Norman, who is of course a hedgehog.

If you try a special character, be prepared for errors.
Some are sure to be useless when they mail you the link to start posting. Things like % / | are interpreted by the browser.

Hi porcupine.

I think one of you guys suggested FrostMoon or something for someone else who wanted a new username. I remember thinking about it…

Das Kap?