Creative University Expulsion Tactics for the Disenfranchised

So the college thing isn’t working out for you, eh? Unemployment statistics and those of graduates who couldn’t find employment in their field of study painting a grim picture for your post ed futures? Thinking of throwing in the towel but want to feel like your vast tuition payments should be completely wasted?

Maybe you should get a job as editor of the school’s paper and then drop out in style like this guy did.

I don’t know, it doesn’t really seem all that scathing. Maybe due to the fact that it’s obviously intended to be humorous. I’m sure he’ll get reprimanded/counseled, maybe fired as editor, but I’d be pretty surprised if that article brought him automatic expulsion from the university.

To avoid such scenarios, never trust anyone who graduated college before the invention of the Internet

Little bastard just called me old!  What does he know?  I was not trusting anyone over 30 at Woodstock.  OK, I was 4 then.  What was my point again?