Properly prepared, bacon is crispy. I’m trying to think other crispy meat dishes.
Fried chicken skin can be crispy, but not always, and it’s more the breading than the meat. Heavily cooked sausage can have a crisp exterior. Is there another meat that approaches the total crispiness of bacon?
I was going to say, if we’re including chicken skin (which does crisp up fine on its own without the help of any breading, see: properly made Buffalo-style wings), then pork cracklings, duck cracklings, goose cracklings, etc., all fit the bill.
Pork belly crisps up real well, too, but that’s just basically “fresh” bacon. Same with pancetta and guanciale (although guanciale is cured, unsmoked “bacon” made from pork jowls.) Pretty much any dried or semi-dried sausage cut up into thin disks (as Qadgop observes) will crisp up real well.
Tripas. Beef intestines cut into segments, boiled till all the water evaporates and then allowed to fry in its own fat. The outer bit gets all crispy and crunchy, and the inside soft fatty goodness. If you add a bit of lard, you can cook it til it’s crispety and chunchety all the way through. Either way, yummy.
Also, you could make a delicious crispy treat known as a chupaqueso. However, as the name implies, it’s made of cheese and not meat (although it’s great with bacon) and so you may not want to hear about it in this thread.
Here’s the truth: If by crispy you mean dry, that’s an abomination before God and an affront to all proper humans. If you mean cooked the only way it should be, still juicy, with the fat done to a nice golden brown with a bit of crunch, then you’re absolutely right.