Just a quick note to bring attention to the fact that my mother has joined. I’m hoping she sticks around… I think she’d like it here.
She has 2 kids, 2 grandkids, and 4 cats.
She’s a night auditor at a fairly well knon bay area hotel.
Former nurse.
Aging hippy-ish.
My Mom.
Thanks for teaching me how to make Napalm when I was 12 mom.
Thank you, it looks like a place where I will feel comfortable.
As for the receipe…your very welcome…hhehe
Welcome, Mrs Lady! Hope a repectable grandmother like you won’t get offended by the general rudeness and pottymouthed behaviour.
Thank you, and yes a grandmother I am, however the respectable part may be up for debate. As for he rudeness and pottymouthe behavior, well lets just say I’ve been married twice, and since Tristan is my oldest child pottymouth won’t be an issue, 
Can you still send Tristan to bed without any supper?
Any good embarrasing stories of Tristan’s childhood you’d be willing to share?
Oh, yeah, and welcome to the board.
Hi Kat Lady. Be welcome. Enjoy your stay.
Welcome aboard!!
Hello Tristan’s Mom! 
Hi Tristan’s Mom!waves
IDBB
As the daughter of an aging hippy, myself, the question begs: why are we hiding the weed from the hippy? In my experiance, hiding weed from hippy moms just leads to excessive guilt trips. Mine insists on sharing.
Why hello there, Kat Lady! Welcome to the loony bin!
Hello, Mrs. Kat Lady. That’s a very nice dress you’re wearing.
Are you crazy?
How do you do
… that thing with your eyes?
Hiya Kat Lady.
(Sigh)
Could she call my mom and explain why I set the alley rocks on fire when I was 12 and she couldn’t get it out with the hose? It was an experiment!
God forbid I should have told her why we were just watching it and why I had her (1/2 napalm substance bottle) in my hand and wouldn’t give it back to her.
Whistlepig
Welcome to the SDMB, Kat Lady. You sound pretty great for a Mom and all.
Signed, a cool Dad in NY.
Cartooniverse
Tristan’s in trouble… tristan’s in trooooble!
Welcome, Kat Lady It’s a pleasure to have you here. Parents (and grandparents) have often shared great wisdom with us whippersnappers here, on the boards. Glad to have you on board.
Elly
Who the hell brings their Mother in here? Are you nuts?
I’m not telling my mother a thing about this place. It’s bad enough she sends me jokes in my email.
Welcome Kat Lady. Tip, use the search engine to dig up stuff on Tristan. Just type in his username and it will come up with everything he’s ever posted here, except for what was lost during the Winter of our Missed Content.
And THAT’s why I’m never letting my mum know about this place beyond “that message board I spend too much time at”.
Hi, by the way!