Per this story how in the world would you secure a cat safely while giving it an enema?
Wow, you can find any kind of porn on the Internet these days.
Yeah. No way in hell.
Also, no-salt butter? Does that really work? Why wouldn’t the cat’s digestive tract simply absorb all the lipids, with the result being that you end up with a really fat, constipated cat?
We always just put them on the wet table (kind of like an exam-table-sized sink with grating over the top) and tag-teamed them. One person restrained, the other person lifted the tail and administered the enema. If I weren’t at work and didn’t have an extra set of hands, I’d burrito wrap 'em with a second towel over the head, point the head toward my back, and hold the bundle against my body with an elbow so as to have both hands free.
This - wrap the cat firmly in a towel or two like it’s burrito fillings, tuck under your arm butt-end out. Also works for cats when you have to clean out their ears and usual attempts to do so will create serious struggling.
** Crying, drunk, naked, vaseline covered woman in the shower with a pissed off, oil covered cat
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And why the hell was this posted with no pictures? :mad:
Most unusual solution to Clue ever.
I’m glad I hadn’t taken the bite yet, when I read this. A full mouth would have been at hazard.
Adds to list for Best Post of 2009.
You do NOT want to see astro’s solution to the Koboashi Marou (sp?) simulation either!
“Crying, drunk, naked, vaseline covered woman in the shower with a pissed off, oil covered cat”
Oh, must you bring that up again! I made a mistake, I thought we were in the tropics and that broomstick was made of steel!
Nine times out of ten, this is a GOOD thing.
Brilliant.
**Crying, drunk, naked, vaseline covered woman in the shower with a pissed off, oil covered cat **
This is too long to be a good name for a rock band.
Duct tape would have to figure into to it predominantly.
Comic genius!
Maybe an album title
Thank you 42fish for making me laugh and helping to salvage a crappy day.
It’s not going quite as badly as that woman’s day, but badly enough for me.