He ate too many puppies and got banned.
I fear the mods may feel His wrath, then.
I’ve been sportin’ my Cthulhu For President 2004 t-shirt for about 3 weeks now. (not everyday, and yes I have washed it) Chicks don’t seem to dig it though… maybe I need to switch to pink polo shirt or whatnot. I’ll give it another try tonight. You here me Cthulhu this is your last chance to help hook me up!
It would be in His best interest to help you. Then He may eat your firstborn. Remember, Dread Lord Cthulhu forbids all use of birth control.
I’m IN!
Have you seen some of my exes?! :eek:
Cthulhu would be a cakewalk…
If you were to offer them up as collateral, Cthulhu may favor your candidacy. Your mental fortitude in His presence, as well as your willingness to make certain, shall we say human, sacrifices, would amply demonstrate your suitability.
OK, let’s narrow this down as I’m sure the number will be less than 10. Are there any threads you view that you can resist slamming Bush?
:smack: I already know the answer. :rolleyes: :wally
I’m sure you can dig up several dozen in Cafe Society and General Questions.
(Geez, political jokes in a political joke thread – what were you expecting, recipes for carrot cake?)
You have a two party system! If you don’t vote for Cthulhu you’re wasting your vote!
You are wise. You will be eaten in the presence of the naked celebrity of your choice.
Oh, great. Another **Great Creature Of Unspeakable Evil ** running for public office from New York! 
(Why should rjung get to make all the political jokes?)
What? Another of the Old One’s dares vie with Lord Cthulhu for command? Who is this blasphemer?
The challenger is even uglier and more hideous than the Great Lord Cthulhu…
http://www.lifeisajoke.com/pictures4_html.htm
The horror, the horror…
She must die! Lord Cthulhu claims all of the newborn for Himself.
I can only say that it looks to me as if my presence on this board has the intended results :
- Indoctrinating your minds with the Ultimate Truth.
- Preparing your minds to accept your Final Destination, a mercyless defeat by means of The Inevitable Second Coming.
- Provoking you to give me a Sign when you are ready to accept the Ultimate Ruling of The One that Can Not Be Named.
I already gave the residents and visitors of this Cyberspace a Real Insight in my Real and True Identity. This during a rare visit of Complete Insanity in my Red Burning Cave.
Now I feel compelled to lead you further on the Path Towards Total Destruction. Further details follow at the right time and right place.
Warning to those who dare to quote My Writings
Your translations are false and completely wrong.
To find the True and Original meaning, search on the SDMB for my revelation about this, written while suffering from the said rare visit of Complete Insanity.
Aldebaran
The Mad Arab. Author of The Adipocere, falsely named The Necronicom after one of its irrelevant footnotes. This was done intentionally to cause the following Great Confusion. Yet my moment of revenge finally arrives.
I thought I read somewhere that you preferred to be called The “I Just Get These Headaches” Arab.
And didn’t you also write the “Book of Humorous Cat Stories”?
Or was that someone else?
Go Cthulhu. Anybody But Bush!!
La mayyitan ma qadirun yatabaqqa sarmadi
Fa idha yaji’ al-shudhdhadh fa-l-maut qad yantahi.
I see the stars are aligning…we await signs…
Sinómë eanye, nyéra
(Here I am, mourning)
Tiruvanyë Andúnë.
(I shall watch the West)
ya ná Andúnë pella,
(that is beyond the West,)
Cúmanna,
(into the Void,)
ar loruvanyë cúmo.
(and dream of oblivion )
Oops! Wrong mythos. Sorry.
Don’t blame me, I voted for Shub-Niggurath.