You’re going to pee on yours too, huh? I thought I was the only one.
Good point. I’ll move this unspeakable thing to the MPSIMS dimension.
I thought Lampoon threads belong in the Pit?
That’s the first I’ve heard of it, but I’ll ask around.
Or, you know, you could just start insulting each other and make me put it back. Save me the trouble of writing an email.
Yog Sothhoth, tentacles down.
Mmm… foamy…
Why choose a lesser evil? I’m voting for Nyarlathotep. I like his more personal campaign style.
They do, but this one is indirect and playful enough that it seems like it’ll probably do better here. If an argument breaks out between Cthulu and Clinton supporters, we can always move it back.
It takes a village called Innsmouth full of half-human, half-amphibious fishmen from the depths of the ocean to raise up a hellish nightmare-inducing thing called a Shoggoth!
Hillary says that while visiting R’yleh, she had to dodge the slime-dripping tentacles of a primordial Elder God, but photos depicted her calmly strolling among the non-euclidean structures.
Obama says the stars are right for change…for the dark, awful, madness-inducing change of the Elder Gods returning from their long slumber!
Hah, Clinton hasn’t even managed to eat her own offspring yet. What kind of Elder God is that? And that Obama creature has allowed, what what what, two of his spawn to survive? These things don’t even stand up to the basic autopaedophagic test.
Change “health care” to “death” in her campaign platform and I don’t think they’d have much to argue about.
Obama’s black pastor hates America - but Obama’s Black Priest is not nearly vile enough, and his ceremonies are deficient in their unholiness!
Me, I’ll vote for whoever (whatever ?) will promise to keep the Hounds of Tindalos off my lawn.
Sign:
Curb Your House of Tindalos
Violators will be Damned to the Full Extent of Total Chaos
Music by Erich Zann
Nice try, but 3 hours late.
Thanks… and yeah… I wrote this out of annoyance and frustration, and since the Pit seems to be the place for parody threads, as well as for general bitching/venting, it seemed like a good thing to do. Once the Democratic bickering is over with, we can look forward to months, and months, and months of Republican-Democrat bickering, and then, whee, several more years of it, until we do it all over again. It’s been something that’s been gnawing at me (like Pickman’s models), but the latest “blah blah supporters, would you vote for blah blah”, the inceasant stream of “handicap this or that” threads, the tendency of some Dopers to jump down your throat and attempt to pull out your liver if you say anything negative about their preferred candidate (let alone have the nerve to say something positive about the other candidate), and all the rest have just made me hit my saturation point.
I needed to vent some.
John pretty much expressed the situation that I half-expect to see every time I open GD after not reading it for a little bit.
P.S. Almost everybody who’s responded so far has shown the characteristic Doper wit and sense of humor, I’ve gotten more than a chuckle or two from reading the responses. I tip my hat to you all.
Shit, I didn’t even see your link. :smack:
Hey, all I had in the fridge were some fava beans, and I needed a main course item. What do you expect me to eat with them, ham?
Pfffft. Liver theft. And people scoffed when I said this would be a natural consequence of liver registration.
What’s with you elitist, limousine-Cthulucrats and your organ thieving, anyways?
To the best of my knowledge, she actually has consumed most of her spawn. Can you prove she did not?
The one you see is not a true spawn, but a slight modified fission clone, prepared to continue her reign of terror for another hundred years or a hundred thousand of their plans go correctly.
She slipped once I tell ya, I saw the tentacle horror that is Chelsea.
Yeah, you and two other people.
Waitaminute…shouldn’t that have been enough?