Cub Scouts Get Their "Naked Stuff" Merit Badge. Newslink

The Cub Scouts went on a tour of a naked beach.
Damn.
Scouting has gotten more interesting.

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

Why does anyone have to be “protected” from naked people?

So THAT’S who you are! I should have recognized you right off!

So Joey, do you still like movies about gladiators? :wink:

proper protocol is an extra long water break.

Wait a minute, you’re Kareem Abdul Jabbar. I think you’re the greatest, but my dad says you don’t work hard enough on defense and sometimes you don’t even run down the court except during the play offs.

The hell I don’t!!! LISTEN, KID! I’ve been hearing that crap ever since I was at -------
Ahem, sorry about that. It must have been terrible for those Cub Scouts. :slight_smile:

“dyb, dyb, dyb”
“knob, knob, knob”

Based on my experience, most nude beaches are like the a visit to the Playboy Mansion.

Except there are no bunnies

Just a naked Hugh Hefner.

It’s not recommended viewing for Boy Scouts. Or anyone.

Or on a hot, summer weekend, a dozen Hefner’s circling around one bunny.