Curious Man totally owned by colander!!!

[Malacandra]

Careful colander - you’ll strain something.

[septimus]

I wasn’t sure why colander was scolding me in another thread. But i visualized a tall Lesbian chick wearing silk and latex, whipping and taunting me. Loved it.

[Ferret_Herder]

@kaylasdad99

In black-and-white, right? You write informercials for a living, don’t you?

/slowclap

[Cat_Whisperer]

@kaylasdad99

In black-and-white, right? You write informercials for a living, don’t you?

“Hey, you’re the guy who can’t operate a colander!”

[Darth_Panda]

I was hoping for a link to a YouTube video of someone seriously injuring themselves with a colander. If someone could provide one, that would be great.

[Darth_Panda]

About 10 seconds from the end of this clip, a baby gets hit in the face with a colander, but it’s pretty unimpressive.

Baby Harvey playing in the cupboard

[leftfield6]

Many a time, we have sat around the living room at night, despondent, commiserating about the lack of good quality video clips depicting colander on human violence.

[miss_elizabeth]

This makes me want to record one, but I’d have to shower first.

Eh, seems hard.

[GrandWino]

Didn’t somebody 'round these parts brag about how many colander’s they owned once, as if having 3 of them was a huge status symbol of some sort?

[Smeghead]

Yes, that rings a bell.

[IvoryTowerDenizen]

@Bob Ducca

Didn’t somebody 'round these parts brag about how many colander’s they owned once, as if having 3 of them was a huge status symbol of some sort?

Oh, yes. I was apart of that thread. Let me go look…

[IvoryTowerDenizen]

Yup.

It’s a pit thread from a few years ago and not worth dragging back up, but here is a quote from it:

@expectopatronum

this thread is still going? awesome. has colanders officially become a dope meme yet?

[Kimballkid]

All Hail colander, the King of Kitchen Utensils!!

[GrandWino]

@IvoryTowerDenizen

Yup.

It’s a pit thread from a few years ago and not worth dragging back up, but here is a quote from it:

That explains where he got his sock handle from then. Thanks!

[Lamia]

While colander’s posts were funny, this was actually my favorite part of the thread:

@Curious Man

but the hate I have gotten has not really been as much from the White crowd, more from other Indian guys who were jealous, funny how it works:

“hay, how did u pick up white girl?”

Me: Nonresponsive

“OH FUCK U IDIOT!”

How dare those other Indian guys assume that Curious Man would want to talk about the only topic he ever talks about!

[IvoryTowerDenizen]

@Bob Ducca

That explains where he got his sock handle from then. Thanks!

Thank god investigators like you are on the hunt. :rolleyes:

[colander]

@Bob Ducca

That explains where he got his sock handle from then. Thanks!

That concludes this week’s episode of Bob Ducca: Mistaken Detective. Stay tuned for a preview of next week’s exciting adventure, where our hero visits a dairy farm in a misguided but lovable attempt at trying to figure out where Jews come from and how they managed to get away with doing 9-11.

[IvoryTowerDenizen]

@colander

That concludes this week’s episode of Bob Ducca: Mistaken Detective. Stay tuned for a preview of next week’s exciting adventure, where our hero visits a dairy farm in a misguided but lovable attempt at trying to figure out where Jews come from and how they managed to get away with doing 9-11.

Ooh! Popcorn, please!

[rhubarbarin]

I fucking love you, colander. Even when you’re an asshole for no good reason. But usually you’re a hilarious asshole for great reasons. Please live long on the SDMB.

[drewtwo99]

**colander **is definitely one of those posters who I know hates me, but I love him to pieces.