I think the idea is the baby is the photo zooming through the Internet (or from your computer to printer) and coming out the recipient’s (grandma or someone) printer. The printer is so fast at printing the picture just ZOOOMS!
Well, they’re actually sending them to relatives’ wireless printers…at the end, the mom says something like, “Next, let’s send one to Aunt Ethel.”
loud mouth-noise crunchy kit kat commercial + 1 hits the same button with me as the “excessive mouth-noise” Hardees commercials.
Remote photo printing photo of kid @ grand canyon + 1 (Hey - let’s spend other people’s money from 1500 miles away!) The entire concept of remote printing for consumers is asinine. It’s not even a good practice in most businesses.
Do you watch House, perchance? The same guy played the gay masseur House hired for Cuddy a few episodes ago.
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And even worse Esurance is copying Flo too. I thought a lot of people liked their Erin animated character.
But yeah, mostly the Charmin bears. GAH!
There are these commercials now that bug the hell out of me because they make NO SENSE.
They start off with a kid doing something-or-other. Ballgame, dance recital, whatever. There’s a crowd of people watching and the voiceover says, “There are lots of people in the world” (or something like that). Then the camera pans back around to show just one guy sitting there and the kid waves or something “… but there’s only one dad.” Okay, sweet enough. Nice sentiment.
“… show them you care!” and they have a bunch of shots of men shaving. It’s a commercial for razors. Because… bearded men don’t love their children? Having no stubble makes you a better father? How does shaving with a good razor have anything at all to do with your kids?
I suppose it’s better they only made it look like it was a suicidal person by mistake.
I thought the subtext was that a little hand-held cigarette-rolling device was nicknamed “rollerskates” and that a kilo of marijuana was called a “key” (and that Melanie was suggesting they get high together).
I guess I did lead an sheltered existence in the 70s.
Yep but try as I might I can’t get the Tivo to zip through the commercials while watching live TV (like the news or a game) no matter how much I mas the FF button. I guess the DVR just isn’t ready for time travel.
The final voiceover actually says “Buy them our razor for Christmas!”
What is this “live TV” you speak of?
From this Wikipedia entry
I just saw this horrid one for the diaper Luvs. It shows cartoon babies prancing around in diapers while other babies/kids rate their diaper’s…capabilities. Each baby walks around the stage, turns around, and…uh, poops. We see the diaper expand to indicate they’ve pooped and each judge holds up a score card rating how well the diaper contained the load.
The absolute worst are the tuneup ads. You know - the ones with Biz Markie. Well, and the new ones with the couple also. Seriously, the whole concept is ridiculous. I should be upset because my computer doesn’t show me album art? Or I should pay some company $20-$30 for this little program add-on (which only works with itunes or wmp, not that I use either) so that I don’t have to be arsed into knowing the actual names of the songs I have on my computer. It does it “automagically,” which isn’t even a f**king word. Also, on their website, it claims that it is “Quite possibly the most important piece of music software that any music lover can buy.” Flat out wrong. It is a freaking joke. Most music lovers are kind of picky about their music. I, for one, have always named all my songs on my pc immediately after download or rip, and all in the exact same format.
Anyways, back to the commercial. Biz Markie is annoying, and that kid is all upset that his music library is “whack,” or something, so he does what we should all do - pay someone else to do it for him. Seriously, that freaking lazy…
The second one is not cool whatsoever. Apparently, the two people in it are “Matt + Kim” and they are famous. I don’t actually know this. Google did. But anyways, they start out with the joke that she thought he meant wash her computer in soap. Okay, she’s a little on the slow side, and she likes to break computers. Then it goes through a sequence of pasted together video to show her jumping on a bed and them near a bus. I just don’t give a shit. It has nothing to do with music, other than that it may be a music video, but I would think that the people who wrote and perform the song would at least be able to type the name of it in on their computers, not pay some company for a program to do it for them. Ridiculous!
Brendon Small
Actually, what’s really stupid is that Windows Media Player can pretty much do the same thing, and it comes free with Windows.
I’ve been using “automagically” for some 6 years, but it doesn’t mean what those people think it means. I got the word from a customer who used it when he was frustrated by his bosses’ illogical requests: automagic is what people ask for when they ask for a machine to do things that it is impossible to automatize - for example, they want to get reports using never-entered data.
Just saw that before bed last night. Absolutely horrible. Even my hubby was grossed out.
In the UK, the ad series that seems to be universally hated at the moment is for a price comparison website (I’m not going to even mention their name, because I have vowed, on the basis of my distaste for their loathsomely annoying commercial, never to use or promote them).
I was going to try to describe them, but then I decided I’d rather not.