Wow. That’s amazingly accurate, considering that I lied and I don’t fall into those years. Well, the first part of the description anyway. 
Plus, I like dragons. (My actual Zodiac sign describes me pretty well, too.)
Give my regards to Mrs. aha, Ed and Jerry.
Narile:
1947-1995
Sign? Boar
Your friends will be life long. You are talented and articulate. Now peer deep in to your computer screen to see the reflection of yourself… there lies the real bore. heh heh Watch out for tigers, because they eat boars for breakfast and shit them out for lunch. Marry a sheep.
1974=Tiger. Watchoo got for me?
Hey Big Boy,
Do me next. I’m one of those Monkeys you keep talking about. Give me a really good reading, I could use some of that ‘hot rabbit, or Monkey sex’ you keep teasing everyone with! My year is 1944 (or actually 1956, but I did the math for you, so you could rest up and give me a great reading!!!). Waiting on pins and needles…OUCH! learae
OhOh Please do me… wait… that didn’t come out right shakes her head Um November 1982 I was born.
I was born in 1960 which would put me in the 1936-1996 area(Rat).
Seeing I’m the first rat you have, tell me mine, aha.
pipefitter:
1936-1996
Sign? Rat
You are ambitious yet honest. You are also prone to spend easily. By that the Swami aha means prone to spend time in city dump grounds. Resist if possible. Also try and refrain from saying things like. "Who gives a rats ass? And “Crazy as a shithouse rat.” These kinds of phrases are bad for your self image. You are most compatiable with other rats as most of you run together in packs.
How 'bout 1975?
Chrisbar
learae:
1944-1992
Sign? Monkey
You are very candid and sensitive. You are easily influenced by others. That is why the Swami aha would like to influence you to come down to Oklahoma some time for some iced tea and good old hot steaming nonstop monkey sex. Ohhh yeah I got what you need baby come on and let your daddy do …ummm sorry the exalted Swami aha got carried away there for a minute.
Now just take a pencil in your little monkey hand and check yes__or no___.
TopazAntares
1946-1994
Sign? Dog
Generous yet stubborn and often selfish. Marry a horse or sheep late in life. Avoid other dogs as they tend to sniff other dogs asses right in front of other people. In the future refrain from hunching the leg of visitors that come to your house to visit just because their pant legs smell like their dog. And stay out of the road.
What the hell. Hit me, you little gerbil.
1944-1992
1939-1999, please.
Chrisbar
1939-1999
Sign? Rabbit
Luckiest of all signs. You are talented and articulate. You are also have an unhealthy fixation with carrots. Just try and avoid phrases like. " I would rather have a cold carrot shoved up my ass rather than do that or hey you old carrotwaxer how you been?" Marry a boar and if one isn’t available a hog will do.
WallyM7
1944-1992
Sign? Monkey
Popular and attractive with tendencies to prefer anonymity. That way you can play with your little monkey balls without anyone seeing you. The Swami aha predicts that your future will be bleak as paying for your son’s law school will suck the very life force right out of you.
And put a diaper over that nasty little red monkey ass of yours ok?
the Scarlet Pimpernel
1939-1999
Sign? Rabbit
You seek peace throughout your life and you are very affectionate and shy. However, the Swami aha predicts bad things for you in the future. He devines that you will wander off into the wrong part of the forest and Elmer Fudd will pop a cap in your ass. Sorry.
1947-1993
You better be nice or you could lose your best friend
Go for it
1968 here, and I know I’m year of the Monkey (also a Libra with Saggitarius rising). Sock to me, baby!
Esprix
lunasea
1938-1998
Sign? Tiger
Tiger people are very aggressive. You are also candid and sensitive. The Swami aha devines however that you are in for a good bitch slapping by winnie the pooh for blowing urine on the scrubs and trees in order to mark your territory in the forty acre wood…wait… or was that Tigger?
Esprix
1944-1992
Sign? Monkey
Elegant and creative you are most compatible with cocks. Ring a bell? As far a Saggitarius rising? The Swami aha has your Saggitarius rising right here. Oh wait that doesn’t sound right does it?
Did you skip me???