And to my best friend ultress
Ultress
1947-1995
Sign? Boar
te he he he
err sorry…( the swami adjusts his turban and clears his throat)
Wise and intense you have a tendency towards physical beauty. You make lasting friendships. You also have a tendency to make friendships with others who have friends in high places…like Ed Zotti and Jerry Davis for instance.
::ducking and running:::::
Unless I missed the post, I have yet to see where Jerry Davis welcomed you to the board. Where is it?
It’s titled jdavis
Aha,
You’d better watch yourself…I’d hate to have to come down there and put you through your paces. For one thing, you wouldn’t be able to spend so much time on this message board…as you would have to ‘rest up’ in between bouts!
The idea of a break…with refreshment…and then 'wild, hot, steamy, monkey, rabbit, marathon…
I think I need to go fill the car with gas…send me directions!
(consider that an x in the yes box)
and keep that sagittarius rising…okay!
learae
Just go to your search engine and type in hotstud.com it should give you directions right to my house…:rolleyes:
I’ll take a horoscope: 1939-1999
Lord Derfel
1939-1999
Sign? Rabbit
You are often ostentatious and impatient. You quest after knowledge. You need people. And people who need people are the luuuuukyeest peeooople in the wooorllddddd.
( clearing throat ahem)
Sorry Swami aha got a little carried away with that smarmy assed song. To continue…
Marry a sheep or a boar. Your opposite is the cock. ( I’m sure you are glad to hear that)
Great Swami aha:
1939-1999
And if you’re nice I’ll nibble on your carrot…
…wait a second, you wouldn’t like that…
…then again, neither would I…
Please do CanadianSue…her year is 1962…she has an office full of kids and can’t send her request
Nen
1939-1999
Sign? Another Rabbit? The rabbits are beginning to test the Swami’s patience.
You are loyal and ambitious. At times vain and high tempered. You are prone to fits of anger. As a matter of fact you are guilty of pitching a hissy fit from time to time aren’t you? Which means you are a bit immature. So learn to simmer the hell down ok? And grow the fuck up. Now hop your little bunny ass out of here, because Easter is over and I have a shotgun.
CanadianSue
1938-1998
Sign? Tiger
Tiger people are aggressive, candid and sensitive. You are also devoted to your work. You promote the idea that cat fights are sexy. The Swami buys into that theory as well.
Marry a snake or cock. The Swami just happens to have both but unfortunately neither is up for grabs at the moment. Perhaps when Mrs Swami catches him typing this shit on the computer they will be.
Dear Swami A-ha:
Please tell me the fortune for a person born in 1969, as, by coincidence, I was. Please do not give me a crappy fortune just because I couldn’t resist yanking your chain about how you spell your name. 
Jodih
Sign? Cock ummmmwwwahaaaa
Sorry. ( one moment while the swami gets his turban back straight)
You are a pioneer in spirit. You also quest after knowledge but are sometimes selfish and eccentric. Rabbits are trouble for you as they tend to prematurely ejaculate, however that does not tend to bother you one bit cause you are one fridged bi…sorry the Swami is just upset that you typed his name wrong. Marry a Snake or Oxen ( if you are turned that way, and I am guessing you are.)
I may be a selfish cock, Swami, but at least I know how to spell “frigid”.
Hello, Swami aha. I was born in the 1947-1995 era. That makes me a boar I guess. Regale me with your wisdom, please.
Purplebear
A word of ancient wisdom. Do not attempt to tell the Swami what your sign is before he has told you. He is screwing this cat, you are just holding it’s tail. Ok? On with it then.
1947-1995
Sign? Boar
You are noble and creative. Your friends will be life long. The simplicity of your character is admirable. However you have a tendency to snarfle your food down at the dinner table. Avoid other Boars as it would tend to be a mess at feeding time. Marry a Rabbit, they can do marvelvous things for your sex life with a simple carrot.
True, but I think you just like typing the word Cock
Damn, you’re harsh, boy! C’mere and give daddy a little Sagittarius…
Esprix
That is a vicious cocking lie! I can go all cocking day without once including the word “cock” in a single cocking post. And don’t you forget it, you . . . well, you know.
Me too me too…
1974 