I don’t know why Wally thinks his sigs are the best.
…but I think he is jealous
case in point as posted by WallyM7:
Off the shelf meaning they’re not original.
Well some of them are not original, but plenty of them are (original and) written by me.
Putz!
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
I have conducted a simple experiment: For five sig lines contributed by Mr Socko and five contributed by WallyM7, a simple altavista search was performed. The results:
Mr Socko: 5 hits out of 5
Wally: 0 hits out of 5
Theory 1: Mr Socko is a widely published sig artist.
Theory 2: Wally puts a little more effort and sincerity into his work here.
I will let the people decide. 'Nuff said.
Mr Socko -
I got dibs on this one. Thanks
File CONGRESS.SYS corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/N)?
OrganicMatter -
If Wally is so great, how do you explain Sue Duhnym’s sig:“My kids brighten up our home. They never turn the lights off. -A Wallyism”
I thought Milton Berle was dead.
Anybody else want a cool sig from Mr Socko?
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
NO
But a warm welcome awaits you in the pit if you have the balls to wander over there and answer Coldfire. 
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