“You’re a criminal, Quackwoman, nothing more, and I’m bringing you in.” Batdog eyed her sternly. His grim words seemed to strain to escape his teeth, which had been clenched in determination since the fatal night that a mugger had murdered both his parents, then shot his two right legs clean off in an improbable feat of thuggish marksmanship.
“Bringing me in, Bark Knight?” asked Quackwoman. For a duck, she had quite a seductive voice, Batdog had to grudgingly admit. “You can bring me into that Batkennel of yours any time you’d like. But I’m afraid I won’t be going to jail tonight. I find being cooped up rather…fowl.” The world’s greatest two-legged dog detective called upon all his training to resist Quackwoman’s animal lure, which made even horrible puns sound enticing enough to cause problems in the utility-belt region. Could even a lifetime of near psychopathic devotion to exploring - exceeding - the limits of canine achievement in the realms of deduction, combat, and paddling around in circles like Curley protect Batdog from the one variable he had not considered - his kink for hot interspecies lovin’?
Quackwoman took a step back to the edge of the Gotham rooftop, and Batdog, trained in the deadly arts by the world’s most accomplished masters of Shih Tzu, dropped into a defensive stance, ready for anything. As she moved, Quackwoman’s form-fitting outfit slid and bunched along the curves of her neck, her leg (her one leg, the other having been lost fighting in an uneasy alliance at the Bark Knight’s side against the maniacal Penguin), her breast, her wings-
Wait, her wings? Shit.
Quackwoman leapt from the roof, silhouetted against the full moon, and fled on slim, muscular pinions. “You just won’t slide off my back,” she called out. “I look forward to our next rendezvous, Batdog. Or should I call you…Halvsie?”
His secret uncovered! The key to his ruination in the hands of the diabolical Quackwoman! But how had she found out? What would she do now? Batdog fled from the roof, his mind racing like a runaway chuck wagon.
Reader! Be back in 30 days for… THE BARK KNIGHT UNLEASHED!