Actually, My GRAMMA TOLD ME TO DO IT!!!
PPPHHHHBBBLLLTTT!!!
Now Guin, if your dear, sweet ol’ grandma told you to set yourself on fire and hurl yourself off the cliffs of Acapulco, would you do that?
fartknockers? fartknockers?
BWWAAAAHHHAAAWWWW I love it! Is that a jarbabyj word?
Oh and yeah! Hiding your apricot squares, that just fucking sucks!!!
[sub]hee hee fartknockers[/sub]
Gramma said that? Dooood, I’m there.
fartknockers-um, hello? Has NO ONE ever seen the wit that is Beavis and Butthead?
Well, ummm no I think that’s just me :o
[sub]it’s still funny though[/sub]
(smilies removed for . . .well, I just don’t like them)
In a communist society, there would be a line reaching almost into the dining room to get those two apricot squares.
So…you stole your Mom’s apricot square? How sharper than a serpent’s tooth…
I thought it was mine-one of the ones I set out before.
Ha! This is clearly more leftest drivel put forth by Guin. She would have us witness the “terror” created by her missing apricot square which turns out to have been caused by her father which is clearly a metaphor for the US government. But I put forth that terror was not the intent of her “father” he was simply keeping the kitchen (the world) tidy and thus safe for baking (democracy).
Then along comes Olent with his predictable commie slant but we all know he was really looking to steal the apricot square and then sell it on the black market via the Russian mafia.
And before anyone takes me seriously here you should know that I just finished reading MFS’s thread causing my brain cells to have mostly dribbled out my ears.
So, did your mother come into the kitchen later and declare “Dammit, who the HELL ate my apricot square???”
I have to question your father’s motives. He allegedly moved the apricot squares so that no one would eat them. Then, when asked if he had eaten the missing apricot square, he neglected to oblige the mental cue “apricot square” and notify you that he knew the fate of both squares. He simply denied that he had eaten the missing square. Why did he not take this opportunity to inform you of what he did with the squares. I can’t help but think he was snickering as he watched you eat your mother’s apricot square.
Lastly, was there really a need for two apricot squares? Your mother obviously felt that one apricot square was sufficient, why did you require two? Perhaps this was what your father was pondering when he decided to hide them…? Still, that would not justify his act of hiding the squares. That was just cruel.