This is a pre-emptive rant. Some day, it will probably make sense.
I want to thank cmkeller and mrblue92 (in this thread) for the inspiration for this thread.
Damn those interstellar pirates!
I’ve had it with them!
Prices on tickets have tripled because of them. Just the insurance on spaceflight is enough to make you want to gouge your eyes out.
Don’t even think about getting fine Aldebaran Wines, the pirates hi-jack all shipments. Those damn drunken interstellar pirates!
Because of those damn interstellar pirates, we now have to put up with molecular scanning. I don’t know about you, but I for one am sick and tired of having probes stuck up there.
I think that if this keeps up, I’ll just stop travelling altogether.
I know this rant is a bit weak, but I’m exhausted. I just came back from vacation and our ship was diverted to a backwaters planet in an unfashionable part of the galaxy. You know how it is…