Damn it, Straight Dope, upgrade your servers.

This is where I take off my “noble” hat and tell you guys to get your fucking act together. I’m sick of logging on to your site and getting “Can’t Find Server” errors, extremely slow loading and other such problems.

These problems aren’t from my end. I’m on reliable, high-speed cable internet.

To your credit, this doesn’t happen about 80% of the time. The only reason I bother to keep my membership is because the site is a valuable resource. Otherwise, if any other site had such problems (over such a long time) I’d never visit it again.

This is the first time I’ve been motivated to write a post like this, but it’s not the first time I’ve thought about flaming the SDMB on this topic.

Others must have experienced this bullshit too. Time to say something.

[QUOTE=noblebaron]
This is where I take off my “noble” hat and tell you guys to get your fucking act together. I’m sick of logging on to your site and getting “Can’t Find Server” errors, extremely slow loading and other such problems.

These problems aren’t from my end. I’m on reliable, high-speed cable internet.

To your credit, this doesn’t happen about 80% of the time. The only reason I bother to keep my membership is because the site is a valuable resource. Otherwise, if any other site had such problems (over such a long time) I’d never visit it again.

This is the first time I’ve been motivated to write a post like this, but it’s not the first time I’ve thought about flaming the SDMB on this topic.

Others must have experienced this bullshit too. Time to say something.
[/QUOTE]

The upgrade is do in with the ‘more better stuff’ we have all been waiting to see. I’m thinking hell might freeze over first.

Sixty-two posts?
So, you just been lurking a lot, or what?

:slight_smile:

[QUOTE=carnivorousplant]
Sixty-two posts?
So, you just been lurking a lot, or what?

:slight_smile:
[/QUOTE]

your point is…?

**JDavis ** the Tech Admin, told us a few weeks ago that the server upgrade is coming soon and he said the server was already on order.
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=7882499#post7882499

[QUOTE=jdavis]
A new server was ordered the middle of last week and is probably in my office awaiting my return from vacation on Monday. The process is in place to improve the performance of the SDMB. The database limitation causing the need for deletion of old threads/posts will be addressed during the build of the new server. The deleted threads/posts may be brought back in some archived form at that time or possibly even further in the future but so there is no misunderstanding about my intent please note I just said “may”. I don’t want people to assume it’s a given because it isn’t.

Jerry
[/QUOTE]

Hopefully the upgrade is coming very soon.

Here are his other recent subject related posts:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=7841922#post7841922
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=7855266#post7855266
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=7855693#post7855693

Jim

Thank you Jim… that was helpful.

Also, it’s not as though any of the several thousand SD members would care a less if they charged us $1 more a year. That’s plenty of funding for an upgrade in several different areas.

-NB

[QUOTE=noblebaron]
your point is…?
[/QUOTE]

Just making conversation. :slight_smile:
The board is certainly worth putting up with difficulties.

[QUOTE=noblebaron]

your point is…?
[/QUOTE]

(A) Either (s)he is intimating that you lack standing due to infrequent usage, post-wise; or that a slow server doesn’t affect lurking.

Or (B) (s)he was just kidding as indicated by the smilie.
(A)…is crap, because you are speaking on behalf of just about everyone here.

(B)…I don’t get the humor.

[QUOTE=carnivorousplant]
Just making conversation. :slight_smile:
The board is certainly worth putting up with difficulties.
[/QUOTE]

Fair enough. RaaawWWWR.

(the damn site is doing the “Cannot Find Server” thing as I’m trying to post this.)

-NB

[QUOTE=noblebaron]
Fair enough. RaaawWWWR.

(the damn site is doing the “Cannot Find Server” thing as I’m trying to post this.)

-NB
[/QUOTE]

See, if we all were pals and had a sense of humor, this is where I would say, “But not often enough.”
:slight_smile:

Thanks for this. I got a new computer but still have a crappy dial up connection and I thought all the "cannot find server"s were partly my connection’s fault. Then again I do get much more "cannot find server"s from the SDMB than any other site, so I guess it is mostly due to SDMB’s wascally servers that like to hide from us.

[QUOTE=Wile E]
Thanks for this. I got a new computer but still have a crappy dial up connection and I thought all the "cannot find server"s were partly my connection’s fault. Then again I do get much more "cannot find server"s from the SDMB than any other site, so I guess it is mostly due to SDMB’s wascally servers that like to hide from us.
[/QUOTE]

Yeah, it’s definitely not your connection. I’ve got probably the fastest home Internet connection you can get (6-Gigabit fiber optic, still so rare that I always have to check “other” on surveys that ask what type of connection I have), but the SDMB still gives me trouble.

Actually, my connection is faster than the connections of 90% or more of the servers on the Internet, so I don’t see all that much speed increase when the bottleneck is always at the other end.

[QUOTE=Phase42]
6-Gigabit fiber optic
[/QUOTE]

:eek: Ooooooo. That sounds niiiiice.
[/Geekdrool]

[QUOTE=noblebaron]
Others must have experienced this bullshit too. Time to say something.
[/QUOTE]
Now look what *you’ve * started…

[QUOTE=slaphead]

[QUOTE=Phase42]
I’ve got probably the fastest home Internet connection you can get (**6-Freaking-Gigabit fiber optic ***…)
[/QUOTE]

:eek: Ooooooo. That sounds niiiiice.
[/Geekdrool]
[/QUOTE]

That’s not a home internet connection…that’s a space station.

  • (emphasis added - Subway)

[QUOTE=Phase42]
Yeah, it’s definitely not your connection. I’ve got probably the fastest home Internet connection you can get (6-Gigabit fiber optic, still so rare that I always have to check “other” on surveys that ask what type of connection I have), but the SDMB still gives me trouble.

Actually, my connection is faster than the connections of 90% or more of the servers on the Internet, so I don’t see all that much speed increase when the bottleneck is always at the other end.
[/QUOTE]

So you posted this personal info because you wanted to be the most hated person in the internet too? :eek:

I can usually get through just fine, except very occasionally in afternoon (around now, I get a couple of errors). Otherwise, no problems.

I subscribe to the board because I like it, but I am not so naive as to think that no one is making money off it. I have never been to a board that cost money except for metafilter and that was $5 for lifetime. $15 a year for the number of members this site has is a LOT of money. Plus they sell ads. It’s a disgrace for the service we get.

While we’re bitchin’, the thing that bugs me most is the 30 second wait between searches. Why? Because when I go to the Dope I usually have just been on a fast site. I push New Posts. Nothing happens. I assume I must have missed or something and push it again. Then I am told there is a 30 second wait before I can enter a new search. Ughh. Just give me back my first search then. But no, I have to wait almost a minute before I see if there are any interesting threads.

Does this exact scenerio not happen to others?

[QUOTE=Phase42]
Yeah, it’s definitely not your connection. I’ve got probably the fastest home Internet connection you can get (6-Gigabit fiber optic, still so rare that I always have to check “other” on surveys that ask what type of connection I have), but the SDMB still gives me trouble.
[/QUOTE]

Who did you blackmail for that? :eek: