Found this while browsing for a plastic model. They sell -anything- on there, don’t they?
http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=588454510
On an equally pointless note, the guy who designed it died yesterday
http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/world/europe/newsid_1328000/1328132.stm
Not quite everything. You are not allowed to sell: pets, children, internal organs, or one’s services if you’re a hooker. People have tried selling everyone of them, though.
And I thought a 933 MW turbine generator I saw for sale a year ago on Ebay was something…man!
Nah… Forget it the seller doesn’t have enough feedback. I mean I would like to see at least one or two messages along the lines of…
user: swordofislam - “Great Ebay Seller! AAA rated! Merchandise shipped in a timely fashion and delivered in perfect condition as described.- Kromsky heavy lifter attack helicopter works great for rough terrain sorties. Would buy from this seller again!”
According to their website, they also sell fridges, chandeleirs and tunnelling electron microscopes.
Nowm, if I can just find me a 9000ft runway, I’ll make a bid 
My local backwater county airport has a 10,000-foot strip. 2 of 'em, actually. Why, you ask? It’s a B-52 dispersal base…IOW, there’s probably at least one Russian nuclear warhead targeted on it…:eek:
Aw jeez, don’t worry about it. If ya do get attacked w/a couple ‘o’ kilotons, you won’t feel a thing!!
Tripler
I sleep well at night knowing oblivion will be relatively painless.