damn this keeebord

My typing is considerabley slower afer a few bers. I think it too k me a long time to do my las reply. To th e sex with ruffina thing.
Woha. I should slow down. Thank god, er God that I’m on the last own, one with no vehicel. I could walk to the sto but i got only a dolla.
I love it hwen she pay s for the beer. woo hoo.

::Rubs chin, furrows eyebrows::

Interesting.

Brood’s one of those mean drunks!

Damning the keeebord isn’t going to help you, you poor soul.

Sombody hide the kids before the trouble really starts.

Damn, where did I leave my Drunkese to English dictionary? Maybe I should check back in a couple hours after I’ve had a few and it will make sense.

Is everyone but me drinking today?

I love you guys. Urp.