Okay, so it’s Saturday night, my best buddy’s been over, and I’ve got to type with one eye open since I’m so far gone that I can’t see straight. Why in the hell do he and I have to get into drinking contests? Anyone else do this? Your best friend shows up and suddenly the two of you have got to be consuming alcohol like there’s no tomorrow. I really hope that he forgets the stuff I’ve spewed to him while I’ve been intoxicated. Otherwise there’s gonna be problems, if you know what I mean.
You type better drunk than I do sober.
Well, how’s about YOU tell us what you told HIM, so that if anything gets back to us, we can tell you about it.
If you get what I mean. 
Worryingly that sound familiar.
I know, from experience, that while your post might look coherent. When you are drunk it takes about 10 times as long to type, and the backspace key is pressed almost as many times as there are letters in the post.
Tuckerfan, I would personally like to thank you for not being out on the city streets tonight. (Or, in your condition, the streets and sidewalks.)
Have you considered the possibility that you are so drunk that you are not really posting and reading this thread at all?
BTW, what you said to your friend is already all over town. I heard it from a cashier at Walmart’s in Rivergate.
In my personnel experience this never happens. I’ve told my friends WAY too much when I’ve been drinking and they always remember. But it makes for some interesting conversations the next day…
Are you kidding? I was so far gone last night that when I typed the OP (something I only vaguely remember doing) I was propping myself up with one hand and typing with the other. I didn’t realize that I had made it so late, either. I thought that I’d passed out sometime just after midnight.
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Hmm. That could be bad.