I’m drunk. Woohoo. I’ve never boaposted here drunk before. Wooooohooo. Babye yeaha. Yppiie kayait yaa. ::collapses into fit of laughter for no reason::
lajk
blerg.
Hey, let’s put this to vote. Some poeopel say tha I should stop osting neeeww thresdsa so much bevcause ewtheyre dumb and ponintless and grossdy. pontlitless. But I think the stufffff that P iost is funny usususally. Yeah some of my threads are great. I sure hope so. Yeah, baby yeyayhaha.
–Tim
I can’t put my hat on my head because it’s too big. I can’t aim it right.t.t. My eyes are heavy. I weighted them HAHHAAHHAHA. ::sigh:: I’m tireddd.
–TIIIIIIIM BABY!
Drunks are so funny.
: puts homer in a headlock
I love ya big guy.
I will not grace this thread with a response.
Shit!
Homer, you are so weird 
You’re going to look at this thread in the morning and wonder what the ehll you were thinking!
Have a good time - remember to check out that hangover thread Bear_Nenno started earlier
Good thing that Anniz is asleep, I’d hate to see her and Homer have a conversation while both are drunk.
So, was it Duff, Tim?
Homers sig:
“Homer’s Brain: That’s it, I’m outta here!”
Yep, he sure is. :D:D:D:D
Homer: “Oh God, hell yeah! It was so Duff I kept hitting duh wrong keys! I’ll never get dat drunk again.”
LOL
Drunks are funny when they’re not trying to get into your pants.
You know, when I’m drunk I can still type and make sense! When I was on vacation my brother in law and I got into a drinkin’ contest (I only lost by a shot and a half) and I managed to stumble into the computer room and check my email, had a fifteen minute conversation with my best friend over IM and she says i sounded normal…
This is funny;
hmm… am i the only one who doubts this?
how were you able to press shift + ; so easily, but somehow manage to use the word boaposted?
queer.
Kilgore Trout –
no you’re not lol
it’s still vaguely amusing in a quickly-growing-tiresome way though
as far as the typing – i do that kind of stuff sometimes when i’m sober lol
Hey Homer. Whatcha drinkin?
Homer! be careful! last time I posted drunk the post involved a tarp with a hole and me naked on my back… killed the thread in an instant! L
Kilgore: No.
I’ve bee ndrinking bu dling t but no one wants to have sex iwth me.
i met some ho girlslses tat the patrty but htye already ahd dildoes or somethign so thtey dodind’t want othav e sex with me.
fuckn gdidlo having bastards .
HAHAHAHHA Jjust kidding. i’m in need of a girl, yeah a girl. okay? thanks any girls who apoly. hamamma (apply._
oh. man. i drinin bud light and some other shit. some beer i gues. i donno. lots and muchos dineros. I had to scrounge for money today to buy burritos from taco beelll i’m so brokeed. i bought them with change. not social change@! hahah.
–Timmmm
I am drunk . I always find my spelling gets better coz I take so long to type everything .
Oh and I am drinking my 2[sup]nd[/sup] bottle of wine after a couple of pints and 7 500ml cans of Guinness and lots of joints .
It only took me 3 previews to get this right . Maybe I’m not as drunk as I thought 
So Homer now your cherrie’s broke are you gonna make a habit of this ?
bah jumbug you crab ass mofo.
i drimnk like a fish it’s just hta until now my only fuckin net conetcion is at home.
but now i have ona t the frat house.
drinking and posting. a delicous,and wonderufl, combination.
00tim
Thank god for that allergy.
The shame, oh, the shame!
–Tim
Funner then hell at the time though isn’t it? hehehe. I plan on doing so a little later tonight.
The worst part is later running into posts you made and don’t remember making… they’re never fun to read again. Trust me.