…because you post stuff like this:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=176732
I don’t really know what the hell I was thinking of. Maybe I should’ve asked my friend Mr Daniels on Friday night.
OK, the OP is basically truthfull, but I phrased it in such a way to make me look like some kind of toilet pervert. Agh!
Ever re-read a thread you wrote, and wondered “What was I thinking?”.
It was written in a coherent manner, using standard spelling and punctuation. I laughed, and really all it needed for absolute perfection was a touch of lieu.
I’ve regretted posts I’ve written, a number while somewhat inebriated. But really, as long as you can stay within the standards of propriety while inebriated, I think those posts can make for some interesting board discussions.
LOL!!! LOL!!! When I read your original post, I thought “that doesn’t sound like samarm at all!” I even wondered if someone could have stolen your name!
Demon Rum has done me in many a time. So I laugh with you.
Don’t feel too bad - several people responded in the spirit of the OP.
I don’t usually start a thread to call attention to it when I post (and I do) stuff that I kinda wish I hadn’t.
Thanks for the words of support, guys! I guess it turned into a funny thread, which isn’t so bad really. 
Ringo: Don’t get me wrong, I don’t want it to be bumped. I just wanted to explain the strange OP, really… I mean “home cooking”? :dubious:
The old black rum’s got a hold on me
Like a dog wrapped round my leg…
Why no, I have no idea what you’re talking about.
Why are you looking at me like that?
And whenever someone posts drunk, I am reminded of this classic drunken post. An all-too-short-lived thread: